This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
The world has been rewinding itself
to its former glory of thirty years ago. Everything has changed back. Everyone
who died came back to life, but also those who weren't born yet died. No! They
didn't die; they just ceased to exist. This is no matter of life and death. I
didn't kill a single being. Only I did was to rewind the time. All the memories
were gone; every building which was built during that time is gone. For
example; Homo Sama didn't establish Vigoria at that time. Everything came back
to its former self. I did take only few assets to the old world. First! Without
Homo knowing that, I let him have its anti-virus against women. He won't be
dying when meeting a woman. Second! Rabbi, Jacob, and Akira are in this world!
Third! I let them have infinite cash to spend. And Forth! Due to Amaterasu the
bitch now I have to deal the Hikaru, Mai, and Sora! I can do nothing for now,
I'll have to put my trust at Rabbi, Jacob and Akira.
Sora, Mai, and Hikaru cried over
their family member death, Henry has been gone!
"Mom, what we can do to bring
him back?!"
"Sadly we can do nothing"
Mai bowed her head in sadness.
"Nothing?! Mom, what are you
saying?!"
"The only way to bring him back
is to let Homo Sama marry Boomer and have kids with him. But that's means
everything that happened in the world has to occur once again. Henry was Homo's
last child from Boomer. That's means that by the time that Henry is born the
world is going to be doomed and we can do nothing about that." The three
stayed in silence for a few minutes for Henry's memorial. Hahahaha! There isn't
even a tombstone for you to mourn on! Get that suckers! Then they looked at
each other. They realized that they have the bodies of seventeen years old. I
see… that's what Amaterasu did. Hikaru and Mai are back to their original
bodies at the time, but Sora was given her seventeen year's old body as she
didn't exist yet. It was the end of March. Soon at April the new school year
will begin. They decided to go home. Mai went back to her house, while Hikaru
and Sora went to Hikaru's house.
"Who is this girl?!!!!!"
called Sanga, Hikaru's dad at madness.
"I'm Sora. Nice to meet
you."
Sanga threw a shoe at his son's face.
"Hikaru you piece of shit!!! How dare you bring home a girl other than
Mai?!!!! She will be your only wife forever!!!".
"Don't worry; I have no
intention to take him from her. I'm just a friend"
"Dad, bring me a mat. She has
nowhere to go. She will stay here for some time."
"What are you talking about?!
Where are her parents?! I have to talk to them!"
Hikaru didn't have the time to beat
around bush. "You are talking to him…"
"Huh?! There is no way. What
nonsense!"
"Dad I guess you just have to
call mom and prove it"
"I'll talk to her myself! Call
her fictive mother!" said Sanga. "How dare your daughter kidnap my
son from his Mai?!!!" "What? Mai?!" "Yeah I'm sorry. Don't
worry; Sora will stay for how long she wishes! I can't throw away my
granddaughter!" he shut off the phone and hugged Sora. "Hikaru!!! I
should have believed you! You did it! You married Mai and gave me a
granddaughter! You are the best son ever!!!!"
At the next day, Nathan and his
boyfriend who was a film director were shooting movie at the streets of Neo
Poker. It was a movie about a man who was raped and wanted to take revenge at
his rapist. The boyfriend took the role of the victim, and Nathan took the role
of the rapist. Eventually it was the time for the hot sex scene. Nathan took
off his clothes and acted as the villain.
"What the fuck think you are
doing?!!!!!" called a policeman. "You, the rapist, is under arrest
for shooting porno on a day light!!!! What's more, outdoors!!!!". The
extras and other actors were thinking it was part of the movie.
"Wow, our director actually
brought Raven Hulk to act as a policeman!" called an extra.
"Shhh!!!! We'll have to do
another take…."
Homo handcuffed Nathan while he was
naked and took him away at his police car.
"Is that part of the
movie?" wondered one.
"I don't think so…"
"What do you want from
me?!!!!" asked Nathan while handcuffed at the police car.
"You see…" said Homo.
"I didn't wish to do it. The law forces me to arrest you. It is part of
the job. Sadly live sex is illegal. But we can change it. Join me!"
"Join you for what?!"
"I want to establish a political
party. I want to be Renpuar's next prime minister. That way, we could help the
gays. I already have two other candidates to help us; Doctor Kaisa, and the
pedophile Zubi."
"I'm on it! Let's make a better
future for the gays!". And so, they got Kaisa on their side, and Zubi and
Rikka as part of their plan. Rikka had to be their spy while using his
butterfly skill.
At the next day Ace sat with his wife
Hamly to drink his favorite Blind Eyes Coffee which killed him at the previous
timeline. Hamly tried to convince him to stop, but then, same as the previous
timeline Homo appeard. "Ace! Listen to your wife! She is right!"
"Raven! What's up man? It is so
weird that you are nice to a girl for once."
"Yeah it is weird… I wasn't like
that a few days ago. I don't feel like they are poison to me for once…"
"So what are you doing here?
Came to drink the Blind Eyes Coffee? You should try it, it is great!"
"Oh shit! You reminded me! Throw
away that shit! It is fucking drugs!". He went inside the café. "Who
is your boss?"
"I'm the owner." Said the
owner. "Is there a problem?"
"You piece of shit are under
arrest! We found out that you sell drugs! Get into my car!"
"No please forgive me! I have a wife
and kids!!!!"
"I don't like girls anyway and
I'm not a pedo… well the kids… Zubi might like them!" he called Kaisa
"Kaisa enjoy! You have your victim for today! Rape him all you wish
for."
Without the Blind Eyes Coffee's
effect, Ace didn't lose his sight during the match, and never died. The result
during that bomb abalone game was that Boomer died. Henry will never be born
Hahahaha!!!!!!
The next main event at the timeline
came in; Yotam was punched to death by Eliran and his gang. "Take that you
piece of shit!!!!" called Eliran. "That's your punishment for not
going to my funeral!!!!"
"Aniki, did you die?" asked
Abuchazira "You look alive to me…"
"Shut up Abuchazira!!! You are
too stupid for understating that!!!!!"
Hikaru appeared, but this time with
Mai and Sora. "Eliran! Stop! Don't hit Yotam!!!"
"Hikaru!!! Wait… how do you know
my name?"
"I should ask you that. How do
you know my name? It is the first time we met."
Eliran ordered his gang to stop
hitting Yotam. Then went to talk Hikaru and whispered him "Listen you know…
it may sound crazy but I already died. I somehow found myself alive with many
memories I shouldn't have."
What?!!! Who did this?! How is there
another person with all of his memories?! So there was another traitor like
Amaterasu who gave back the memories to the old timeline. No, there must be
more of them! Those foolish gods! Doing things behind my back!!!!
"For now, stop this mess"
said Sora.
"Who are you?" asked
Eliran.
"You met me when I was a child,
remember?"
"Sora?! Oh that makes sense…
this new world is really bizarre…" Eliran clicked his fingers "Guys,
we are going! Leave this gay alone."
"Tha- Thank you…" Yotam
stood up. "Thank you for saving me… Hikaru! Mai! Sora!"
What?!!!!! He has his memories as
well?!!!!! What the fucking shit?!!!!"
A long haired dude came in and clapped
his hands "Yotam you are really bad actor. You could have finished with
Eliran right away. You have your full power you had when we fought against each
other."
My plan is over…. Gon has his
memories as well…. I'm screwed…
"I felt too bad for him. Gon,
you killed him at the previous timeline just to make me fear of you."
"Nice to meet you, Sora." said
Gon. "I finally can meet my best friends' daughter"
"So everyone is here" said
Hikaru. "Mai, what's the plan?"
"So first, everyone needs to
have ability. The only one here who doesn't have that is Sora"
"Eh?" Yotam was confused.
"Mai, you have one?"
"Of course she does!" Gon
told him. "Didn't you wonder how Hikaru was able to defeat Homo every
time? Mai's ability isn't something visible; her ability strengths the skills
of others she wishes for."
What?!!!!!!! God dammit! So because
of that foolish woman my boy lost fucking three times?! I must stop her
somehow!!!! But how?!!!! Rabbi and his friends are my only last hope!!!!
"Wait, mom, so does that mean
that I'll be able to develop an ability much quicker due to your ability to
help others?"
Fucking shit…. If that's how it works….
"Exactly Sora!"
So that's how it works…. Fuck…..
"And for the second thing we
should do. We must meet Homo Sama. We can't save the world by killing him over
and over. He will just come back in a new body. The only way to defeat him is
making him stop by his own choice."
That bitch!!!!!!! She discovered how
to defeat my boy!!!! Rabbi, Akira, Jacob…. They are my only hope…
