This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
"Begone! Homo Sama, we'll never
meet ever again!" announced Hikaru. "Pay for your crimes with your
death!!!"
"No!!!! Have mercy on
me!!!!" cried Homo Sama and vanished. He knew that from now on he will do
everything it takes to get his revenge on Hikaru and his family.
The house upward the hill looked
normal; a simple house with two giant windows that their purpose was to show
the world all of the hot sex that was happening in that house.
"Ora Ora!!!!!" roared the
husband.
"Muda Muda!!!!!" the second
husband roared the second husband. But because he was the feminine one it was
less like a lion and more like a Persian cat.
"Dorarararara!!!!!!!!" both
of them roared in doggy style sex. The intensity was so great, and as usual,
the house rolled downward the city and crushed some houses that were in the
way. Surprisingly, not a single person died.
"Gon!!!!" called Sergey.
"You and Yotam did this again!!! Damn you!!!"
Gon went out of the house while he
holds Yotam and fuck him at the same time. "Sergey, I'm sorry… "
"Won't you forgive him?"
asked Maxim. "At least now we know that the real villain was Homo Sama!!!
Let Gon and Yotam enjoy a bit after they suffered for so long!"
"Yeah!!! Because of him I can't
rape kids anymore!!! There are no kids in this world!!! Damn it!!!!"
complained Hans. "There is no use for my ice cream machine!!!"
Gon just came inside Yotam's ass.
"Yeah!! But this asshole is coming today to this world! We must make him
suffer!!!"
"Wait… he does?" asked
Heart. "So that's means… that… ?"
Yotam came as well. "Yeah,
Hikaru and Mai defeated him. I'm proud to be their friend".
"Hikaru…" Heart recalled
him with a smile on his face. "Even though we knew each other for only few
hours, he wanted to save me as well… but I was useless…" His expression changed
to sadness.
"No Heart." Sergey tried to
comport him. "You did everything you could. You may have died only in two
seconds, but those two seconds are what helped Hikaru escape and save the world.
I chose well to have you as my solider"
"Thank you, king Sergey…"
"No need to call me a king
anymore. I don't have this class anymore."
Yotam and Gon just started a second
round. "God dammit! His trial almost starts! Put your clothes on"
said Maxim. "You also should stop having sex now. It won't be healthy for
the child that is inside Yotam's belly".
Homo Sama woke up inside a white
coffin in a white room. He opened the cover; white pure smoke overflew the
room. "Wait, didn't Hikaru kill me? So why this body is the body of Raven
Hulk?" he asked himself. "Could it mean… that I'm…?"
"Yes. You are dead" said a
man that was waiting inside the room. He wore an impressive suit, with some
honored tags on it.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Fenick Rong; your lawyer.
You can call me Nick"
"So this is hell…"
"Wrong! When people die they
don't go to heaven, nor hell. All dead ones share the same world
together." He explained. "Before entering the afterlife every dead
one must go to the court, then you'll receive your punishment If you lose, or
the reward if win. I promise that I'll make you win in this trial, and prove
that you are innocent, Homo Sama."
"But that's doesn't make any
sense! For millions of years I never had to do this!"
I decided to intervene. "Listen
Homo Sama, I'm Yahoveh, the god of this world!"
"God?! Ha! Good joke!!! So
explain you son of the bitch!!!"
"I like your attitude! You are
exactly how I have coded you! The perfect human being!" I decided to get
into the matter, which wasn't sex this time. "Listen. For many years, you,
my creation had the ability to go under reincarnation with their full memories
immediately after death. Most humans go to the afterlife after death, unless
they are younger than sixteen years old. Eventually all humans will return to
the living world…"
Homo continued listening to my explanation.
"But now, the other gods found
out that I gave you a privilege, so they stopped you from reincarnating this
time. You must go to the trial, and then find a way to return to the living
world as soon as possible! Meanwhile, I'll work hard to get a budget to help
your mission! My son, go, and change the world!!!"
"Yes!!! I'll find a way, and
fuck as many men I can!!!"
"That's my boy! Go!!!"
The Trial has started. For one of the
most important trials ever in history of the afterlife, a singer started
singing a song as introduction:
"Homo Sama, Sama, Sama
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Homo Sama, Sama, Sama
Please don't take him just because you can
Your dick couldn't be any bigger
It squirts like a sprinkler
With "Homo" sealed tattoo on your head
If I'll insult you I'll be dead
Your voice is the same as rapist that cast dread
And I cannot compete with you
Homo Sama
He talks about you in his nightmare
And while it is not fair
I can do nothing while you get him netorare
Homo Sama"
"Thank
you for your song" said the judge. "Now, let's start."
The
two lawyers for each side came out. Rong: Homo's lawyer, and the offence lawyer
to fight for Homo's punishment, John.
"I'll
say it bluntly" said John. "Homo Sama is a murderer!"
"Do
you have any proof?!" erupted Rong. "If so, show me one!!!"
"Then
I'll have our first victim, Gon. Gon, please tell us what Homo Sama did to you.
You can take it slowly; I know it is difficult to reveal all the terrible thing
he did to you"
"Yes.
I'll tell them" said Gon. "Homo Sama raped for ten years almost every
day, at least five hours each day. He promised me to give me a skill that will
allow me to be able to get my husband pregnant. To do so, he forced me to kill
me so many people… but he lied!!!! Eventually he killed me and my
husband!!!"
The
entire crowd wasn't shocked. Each of them knew Homo's deeds.
"Hahaha!!!!"
laughed Rong. "So let me show OUR witness that will prove that Gon is
lying!!! Come, Eliran!"
"What
da FUCK????!!!! Eliran?!!!" Yotam screamed.
"Yes!"
said Eliran. "I was only in my day to get a coffee after I sold my house,
I entered the Café, and then I saw Gon and Yotam. Gon killed me right
away!!!!"
"Is
that true, Gon?" asked John.
"It
is true but- "
"Did
Homo Sama forced you to kill him?!" Rong asked him.
"No
but-"
"See?!!!
Gon is lying!!!! We can't take to account him as a witness!!!"
"Eliran
you asshole, do you support Homo Sama?!!!" raged Yotam.
"Shut
up Yotam!!! You two treated me like shit!!! You didn't even go to my funeral!!!
You forced me to go to Renshuu and to get me fucked in the ass by 100
men!!!" Eliran cried. "But Homo Sama is different! He is the saint
that saved the world 2000 years ago!!!"
"That
was a lie, you know it?! Right?!!!"
"Silence!
Silence in the court!" called the judge.
Then
John used Boomer as witness. Boomer told his story. But then Rong brought his
witness.
"Homo
Sama was great husband" said Bruno. "Just when we met he cared for
me. He told me not to drink engine oil because it is dangerous! But I was
addicted! I died because I was fool not to listen to his words!"
John
brought more and more victims, way more than Rong could handle. "You see?!
It is obvious it Homo Sama is a killer! He killed millions!" roared John.
Now
that Rong was out of cards to play, it was the time for plan b. "Objection!!!!!"
he called. "While that may be true, look at the good things he has done to
the world!!!" "He solved the world economy crisis!!! He popularized
dildos as an item, and everyone eventually bought at least one for themselves!!!"
"As for the killing part, he did solve another thing!!! He solved the over
population crisis! Since he killed so many, there are fewer people in the
world. Less food resources are needed to feed the growing population that grows
in unstoppable pace!!! The world is now better place thanks to him!!!"
The
judge took a few minutes to think about the matter and then said: "Rong, I
was thinking about what you said. What you said is indeed… bullocks!!!!" he
punched his hummer at his table. "I decided for Homo's punishment. The
bible punishes people by the same thing they faulted. So if Homo likes to rape
so then…" two men went to hold Homo Sama "His punishment is… Cut his
dick off!!!!!"
"No!!!!!"
cried Homo Sama "Please!!! Not my dick!!!"
Three
men looked at the trial from the deep corner of the court. "So the master
has lost…"
"We
must help him as much we can… "
"Don't
worry… it is not over yet. Actually, the punishment is good for us. It will
lead us to victory" said Nathan. "Zubi, Rikka! Let's save the
master!"
