This story will be probably
very short. I assume it will be no longer than six chapters. Therefore, I
didn't feel the need to open a new website for it (As I did with my currently
ongoing 'Pokemon Blaze and Furukawa'. Enjoy my latest work 'Truck Isekai' at
the website of 'Homo Sama no Daibouken'.
The
something I hit was a cat. I'm sure of it. Cat! Cat! Cat! It must be that! So
what? There is just bit of blood on my front window. See, it is just a cat.
Then I noticed something weird was covering my right side mirror. I couldn't
figure out what it was at first, but then I came to conclusion that it is just
a bird. I must have run over one as well. Got dammit, since people started
feeding bird they became stupid as fuck. So it just looks like a human finger.
IT- IS- A- BIRD!!!!! Meital, I'm coming for your birthday!!! I started thinking
how much I want to come inside Roxanne… she is my dream girl…. No! No thinking
about that now! I have a wife and kids! I can't cheat on them! Still…. Roxanne
was so hot…
"Mietal!!!"
I called and ran to hug her. "I'm sorry I'm late!"
She ran
toward me but then stopped "Dad! Take a shower! You stink! You have the
scent of a dead person!"
"Meital!"
my wife scolded her "Your dad has a job that is a bit different. You can't
say that! Apologize! Now!"
"No! I'm
fine with the scent of trash, but I won't suffer the scent of death!"
Meital went to her friends and refused to talk to me. I'll have to put
discipline on her at home. She won't talk to her father like that!
We left
the school. "How did you get here? By a bus?" Anat asked.
"Oh
no, I got here with the trash truck of Amihai."
"Oh,
how nice of him to give you a ride."
"No,
no, he lent me the truck. I drove here by myself."
"You
did what?!!!!!!" Anat face changed into a deep red. She seemed to be
really angry. "You don't have a license for driving a truck!"
"Yeah,
but I must have done the job. Amihai was sick, so I had to do the job instead.
Otherwise I'll get screwed and I won't get a pay. It is for our family."
"I
guess you are right. Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!" it seemed she noticed something.
"Yosef, look, there is something weird on your truck!"
I took a
look as well. Oh no…. a dead person…. on the top of my truck. He was missing a
finger. His head was about to detach from his body. He looked like a high school
teenager. Wait! I notice that school uniform! It is of Yaoitobara School. Is
that the thing I run over?! It is a wonder how he did not fell off during the
drive. No!!!! Is that make me a killer?! Not only that, in a hit and run
accident. Fuck! Fuck! Shit! I must hide the body! That kid never existed!
"Stop
right there!!!!!!" called one man. He was wearing a blue uniform. He was
accompanied by another one. Shit!!!! He is a policeman!!!! "Is that truck
is yours?"
"Oh
no. It is not mine." I said the truth. Although it was a truth that was
created in order to hide the real truth.
"So
you stole it?!!!!"
"No.
It is not mine."
"Don't
try to hide things. We saw you hitting the kid. We were following you the
entire time."
Shit!!!!
My truth made things even worst! I should have known!
"Give
me your driver license!" The policeman insisted.
I have to
get him off of my ass somehow! "Oh, it is at home. I forgot today to bring
it with me."
"Fine,
I'll play it in your game. Let's go to your house so you can show me
that."
Shit!!!!
Of course I won't find anything there! I don't have a license!
"Get
in the car! Now!". One policeman was driving the car, and the other one
sat next to me. My life is my worst position ever. I blinked once, and then I
saw something weird.
"Roxanne…
I'm getting bored of you…" said one man who looked like a noble.
"Your qualities are not as they have been before… I'll have to sell
you."
"Yes…
master…." She bowed while being naked.
What's
going on…? I blinked again and found myself and found myself with the policemen
in front of my house. "Now, give me your driver license."
I made a
show that I was searching for it. But of course I won't find it! I don't have
it! "I think it was stolen…"
"Stop
with the lies! Your house looks perfectly fine for a house which had a burglary
supposedly a few hours ago!". He put handcuffs and legcuffs on me.
"Not enough that you killed the kid in hit and run accident, you were
driving without a license, and even tried to lie to an officer! You will be
arrested for long time you piece of shit!!!!"
The
sentence was not very long. The kid I've killed was named Jin Goshu. His
parents were crying. I got the worst possible judgment; 25 years in jail and
maybe more if the judge will change his mind just to make fun of me. One orange
haired officer was laughing in the background. "Zubi, this guy has a
potential. He might be fat and ugly, but he can become sexy if we'll train
him." Is he talking about me?
"Oh…
he could be very promising. But we'll have to win the elections first…"
Promising
for what?!!!!
"I
want to divorce…" Anat talked to me while I was in the prison for already
a month.
"What?!
Anat, please! No!!!! You are the only thing I have! The food here is
disgusting! My cell is full with rapists and killers! I have to pee and shit on
myself because there is no toilet here!!!!"
"You
did it for yourself…. I can't be associated to a somehow who got life sentence.
You have to think on Meital's and Orly's future! How people will treat them with
a father which is also a killer?"
"But
what about me?!!!!"
"You
have to be a good father for one last time. Do it, please?"
"Oh…
you are finally breaking up?" came a hot dude with spiky blond hair,
wearing sunglasses. He looked around at his early twenties.
"Who
are you?!!!!!" I knew he wasn't on my side.
"Oh
you see…" he kissed Anat in her lips. "That's answers your question,
right?"
"We
are getting married next month." Anat said.
"You
were cheating on me?!!!!!". I finally realized! It was the plan of Anat
all along! That's the reason she wanted me to work with Amihai, she is the one
who told him to give me his truck, she wanted from the start to divorce me! But
she couldn't find a reason! So she tricked me, and let me to put myself in
jail! That asshole!!!!!!! That bitch!!!!!!!! I hate her! I hate her!!!! Because
of her my life is in shit!!!!! "I don't want to see you ever again! I'll
divorce you! I have Roxanne anyway!!!!!"
That night
I fell asleep in my cell. During my dream I found myself in huge castle. I saw
one boy, wearing armor. Wait… isn't he… no! He is dead! I killed him myself. Oh
well… it is a dream anyway.
"Jin
Goshu, my knight" said one old king "You did a wonderful job
defeating those monsters."
"Thank
you very much my king" bowed Jin "I couldn't have done this without
the sword you gave me."
"I
shall reward you as my thanks. What would you like to have?"
"Nothing
in particular. I don't have any needs. It would be the best if I could return
to my world, but it seems impossible."
"True.
Not even my money can bring you back to your world. Then I have the perfect
present for you." He clicked his fingers. "Roxanne!!!"
"What
is it, my master?" the woman came in. The Roxanne I've known.
"Listen
well Jin Goshu, This woman; Roxanne is going to be your wife. She is a slave,
but I hope you'll treat her well. Not as a slave, but as a partner for your
life. Cherish her."
"She
is so beautiful and adorable." said Jin. "But don't you want to keep
her for yourself?"
No!
Roxanne is mine! And mine only!
"You
see… I bought her as a slave. I wished to fuck her. But since I'm old my dick
refuses to erect. I want her to be happy. I trust you Jin, so I'll give you
her. Of course, it depends on Roxanne as well. I won't give her to someone she
isn't interested in."
"Jin,
will you let me leave you if it doesn't seem to work between us?" asked
Roxanne.
"Of
course." Jin blushed "It is my honor to be your husband."
"In
the country I was born in we call people in their surname first. Is it okay for
me to call you like that, Goshujin Sama?"
"Of
course! I'll make you happy!"
Why is he
getting married to such a beautiful girl while I'm in jail?!!!! Fucking shit!
Oh well… it is a dream anyway… Jin Goshu is dead anyway… Wait… Could it be… that you pass to a
different world if you were hit by a truck? Those dreams are too complicated to
be dreams… I can remember Roxanne clearly from the dreams I had a month ago… I
have to test it somehow… But I can't test it on myself… I'll get in jail for
that, but they can do nothing about it anyway… I have life sentence already. I
have to wait for the opportunity to test it…
I woke up
at the morning. "Wake up slaves!!!!!" called one man. "Get
inside the trucks! All of you are going into a different prison, to serve our
lord, Homo Sama Sama. Move your asses and serve him!" who knew I could
test it so soon…
