This story is stupid, made for fun,
and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.
This chapter is loosely based on Tsach's
"Hayashvanim" story. Barely any sections will be translated directly
from Hebrew to English, unlike previous chapters. However, it does use the
story as guideline.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
Homo Sama rushed to the toilets as
fast he could. He felt terrible, with something noxious moving inside his
throat. He couldn't bear it anymore and threw up.
"Master! Are you alright?!"
Nathan asked worriedly behind the bathroom door.
"That Russian woman! I can't
believe that I talked to her"
"You actually handled it very
well despite you are terrible with girls"
"Than-" Homo tried to say
and threw up once more.
"Master, if it will help you to
relax we can have sex"
"No. We must continue our
mission. That will have to wait a bit. We must take more slaves." "By
the way, where is Gon?"
"He went outside a bit. He
needed to take care of something first before we take control our last
village."
"Homo Sama Sama!" came one
foot soldier. "Looks like King Sergey's army is going to attack us in a
few hours!"
"Well then… Nathan, prepare our
army. We have to protect our loot at all costs! They are some of the best asses
we have!" said Homo Sama and went out of the toilet.
Gon slashed Yotam's body, ripped
apart his limbs and pierced his eye. Nothing was left from Yotam but a puddle
of blood.
"Ahhhhhhhhh" screamed
Yotam. He saw all the other soldiers in a deep sleep after the long (and fun!)
orgy. He realized that encounter with Gon was just a dream. Or more like a
sweet dream that ended with a nightmare. Heart saw him and woke up. He asked
him if he is alright, as Yotam was looking gloomy.
"I was dreaming that Gon and I
having a great time… and then he killed me… "
"Yotam… You still love Gon,
aren't you?"
"What?! Of course not! He is the
son of the bitch he deceived for ten fucking years!!!!"
"Dreams are the mirror of the
heart, Yotam." Explained Heart. "Try to recall that day you broke
up"
"He tried to kill me and then…
no, it is impossible!" Yotam realized that Gon never targeted him even
with a single blow, only he did is dodging his attacks and killing other
people. "But then… what about the final blow?!" he talked to himself.
"The final blow?" asked
Heart.
"He destroyed the café… and
then… " Yotam remembered what Sora told him. "I was left without a
single wound… It can't be!"
"So it looks like that Gon never
tried to kill you in reality. He has something that he hides from you, but
tried to make you hating him for some reason."
"No! He is an asshole! He is… he
is…" Yotam spurted crying. "He is my husband! I must find him! Mai told
me that Gon is one who take care the one he loves! He couldn't plan for that
long! He even killed people to save me at Renshuu! Why did I ignore
that?!"
"Yotam, listen. I tell you
bluntly. This entire army of ours, it has no chance against 30,000 warriors. We
are all going to die in a few hours. The only who can stop Gon is you. I
already asked King Sergey. That's what we will do- I'll take you to Gon
secretly. I'll protect you with all my might!"
When the dawn started lighten Yotam, Heart,
King Sergey, along with the five generals who are perverts with authority, and
the useless other soldiers took off their clothes, took their weapons and
started moving toward the goal- freeing all the slaves that Gon captured and
then maybe raping his nice ass.
"Lord Yuri!!!!" run to him
bunch of fangirls. "Don't die! Please????! We love you!"
"Don't worry! I'm going to bring
better guys than I am! Wait for me!"
"Nooooo we want only
you!!!!"
"Are we done here… ?" Asked
Sergey.
"Does Gon have any kids?"
Asked Hans. "If so then I'm going to lock them in a cage and have great
time with them!!!!"
"I'm going to marry Gon and
divorce him right away!" planned Analious "I need money to build my
next hotel!"
All the other gays were deep in their
fantasies. "God Dammit! All of you, we have to fight!" raged the king
at them. "Now listen! We are going to bathe in vanilla cream before going
to the battle! That's how we will camouflage in the snow like polar bears, but
also to lure our foe to us, because ice cream is tasty, and then behead them
with our swords!"
"My king! You are genius!"
praised him Hans.
"Right?! That's a great
plan!" But only Heart and Yotam understood that there is no other strategy
worse than that one.
The 8,500 men went out, covered by
delicious vanilla ice cream and barely any clothes, with their giant swords on
their back, ready to kill. Their odds are not in their favor; for winning each
of them has to kill more than three men. The battle was about to start. Sergey
signed for Heart to take Yotam out the battlefield and reach Gon as fast as
possible. Their goal was Mithangle castle, that's where Gon stays.
"By the way" Maxim asked
King Sergey. "That plan of yours, you didn't think about it yourself,
right?"
"You got me. It was someone
named Ziv who helped me planning it. He is a genius. Thanks to him we are going
to win!"
The morning has started with deep
cover of fog. "Good! Now we can start our attack!" said Analious.
Sergey army was able to already pass 4 kilometers at 6:00 AM, with no sign for
Gon's soldiers.
Homo Sama signed for his henchmen to
attack with rockets. "What was that sound?!" worried Maxim.
"Gon signed them to
attack!" called Sergey. "Be on your guard! But that's okay! We look
like snow!"
Ten soldiers from Homo's army
attacked secretly and kill 15 men of Sergey. Richard noticed a bit late, but
slashed them and killed those 15 soldiers. A few seconds after, a massive
snowstorm started, making their visibility from bad to worse. Yuri who had
great eyesight saw a few archers of Gon's army, released his special skill that
let him teleport to them, he punched them in the face, and destroyed their
brain. "We are all good! We can win!"
"Enjoy for how long you can,
useless men!" smiled Homo Sama. "Ziv! Can you locate them?" he
asked.
"Indeed, they are a bit
scattered, but you can kill them with a few great archers" replied Ziv.
And so, an unnamed archer of Homo Sama shot a few arrows that he aimed carefully
and killed both Richard and Analious who were 100 meters apart each other.
"How can they be so
accurate?!" worried Maxim. As soon he said that more three men died.
"My king!" said Hans.
"It is possible that there is a traitor among us!"
"That's impossible! Nobody left
our castle" he got mad at him.
"Wait! Listen!" said one
foot soldier who heard almost silent whistle. "It comes from somewhere
near as!"
Sergey listened carefully and heard
the voice. He moved his hand to his dick and found a chip there. "That's
impossible! How there is a chip here?!" That chip was found at all other
soldiers bodies. Some had it on their mouth, ass, and dick.
"Looks like that they
realized!!!! Hahahaha!" Homo Sama burst out loud. "We know each of
yours location!". Yes, that again, was part Homo's plan. Homo bought the
icebreaker ship beforehand- along with Ziv which was their key for this battle.
As only Renpuar could help Sergey, only he needed to do is making Ziv suck the
dick of each of the 1,000 soldiers and plant the tracking chip on their dicks.
As Ziv told the king to have mass orgy, the chip was able to spread on the
other 7,500 bodies like Covid in normal day. Use condoms! God dammit!
"Looks Ziv was part of Gon's plan
all along!" raged Maxim. "Sergey, what are you going to do about
it?!"
"That's KING Sergey for
you!"
"Shut up! We are going to die
because of you!" shouted at him other foot soldier.
"There is no choice then…"
sighed the king. "Men! Cut your dicks! That's the only way of
surviving!"
"No!!! There are so many kids I
have yet to rape" complained Hans. "I can't become the next Bobbitt."
"Fuck that!" raged Maxim
and stormed to the battlefield. With his high speed and two giant swords he
slashed over 500 men in a few seconds and killed them. But then, a brute man
stopped him. He was bald, brawny, with very dark skin, and height of over two
meters.
"Looks like you are pretty
strong" said the man to Maxim and drew his war hammer. "I'll tell you
my name before you'll die. My name is Rob Bobbitt. Homo Sama gave me that name
for obvious reasons!"
"Homo Sama?! What are you
talking about?! That saint is already dead!"
"If we weren't enemies we could
become great friends!" Rob punched Maxim with an uppercut with his right
hand, and swung his war hammer with his left, crushed Maxim skull.
"I'm not going to die like
that!" Maxim slashed Rob's chest but without any success. His swords broke
and shattered to 30 pieces.
"I trained my chest to be strong
as diamond!". Maxim fell out of loss blood and damage, and died.
"We lost Maxim!!!" called
one soldier and ran away.
"Don't run!" Sergey scolded
him. "Listen! We are going to fight as much we can! For the honor of
Russia! Fight! If not, Maxim's, Richard's, and Analious' death will be for
vain!"
"Charge!" signed Homo Sama
to Rob. Is there any chance to kill him at all? Rob rushed with high speed,
along with 15,000 soldiers to the attack. He punched and kicked other foot
soldiers and targeted Yuri. Yuri smiled; he actually knew he can win this
battle against Rob.
"Thinking you are going to win? Maxim
who was your best soldier died!" Rob swung his hammer.
"Don't underestimate Maxim's
ability! His swords aren't normal; they are actually part of his body. His
skill called "Shattered by Death", you are going to die in a few
seconds!" praised Yuri his friend.
"What the hell are you talking
about?!" Rob was confused.
"When he dies, his blades break
into 30 pieces! His ability counts the number of men he killed in the last 10
minutes before his death and lets him kill that number double the number of
pieces the blade. And it doesn't matter how strong the man is! Only he needs is
to see them. You guys are lucky that you saved Gon behind! If he saw him you
would have lost!!!"
"No!!!!" cried Rob and
started vanishing. "So you mean… that I never broke his blades?!
Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!"
Rob vanished and died along with
other 14,999 soldiers. Some of them were the best of Homo's army. Now it is
around 15,000 of Homo Sama against around 8,500 of Sergey. The tides of war
have changed!
"Dammit! They had a trump card
like that?!" Homo Sama hit is fist against the wall of his castle. "Nathan,
where is Gon?!"
"He is waiting in the hall of
the castle; near Saint Mary's holy statue."
"Good! Now Nathan; call Kaisa,
and tell him to load all our loot to a ship to Renpuar! We are getting out of
here!"
"What about Gon?"
"He will stay here and fight.
I'll watch him. We need him to die as the villain, and making someone the hero
who killed him."
As the battle became more intense,
more people died for each side. The white snowy mountains were colored in deep
red of blood. Eventually Sergey, Yuri, and Hans died as well.
During that time, Heart and Yotam were
able to pass the snowy mountains, and reach the green forest. The castle of
Homo Sama was there.
"Is Gon here?" asked Yotam.
"I think so" replied Heart.
A few seconds later, 20 soldiers came out of the castle, armed with swords. They
started attacking Yotam. Heart protected him. "You are fighting me! I
won't let Yotam lose his love."
The soldiers stopped attacking Yotam,
and let him enter the castle. That's odd, why are they doing it? Heart was
thinking to himself. Homo Sama then showed at the roof. "Attack that
soldier! Kill him!" he ordered his soldiers.
Heart realized his mistake. He is
just a distraction. Their real goal is for Yotam and Gon to kill each other.
"Yotam!!! Wait! Don't go!"
"Too late!" laughed Homo
Sama. "He is going to die as the hero! Now go to hell! HAHAHAHA!!!!"
he said and his soldiers attacked Heart.
