This story is stupid, made for fun,
and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.
This chapter is loosely based on Tsach's
"Hayashvanim" final chapter. Barely any sections will be translated directly
from Hebrew to English, unlike previous chapters. However, it does use the
story as guideline.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
"Why?" was the question.
"Why did you betray me", "What are you hiding", and "Why
despite all of that I still want to fuck you face and ass at the same
time?". Those are the questions that passed in Yotam's mind.
Yotam ran in the hallway. He reached
the statue of Mary the Saint, and saw Gon watching the statue. "Finally,
I'll get my freedom" Gon said. "You know, it is funny. When Mary gave
birth to Jesus it was impressive that she got pregnant without having sex. But
today, it is very possible to do so without God's magic."
"Gon…" said Yotam to
himself. He finally found him.
"Die!!!!" Gon drew his
sword and sprinted for Yotam while smiling with is malicious smile. If Yotam is
right then Gon won't harm him at all. Yotam stood still without doing anything.
He knew that Gon is just acting. A splash of blood sprang from Yotam's right shoulder.
Gon actually stabbed him.
"Wha- what???" Yotam didn't
believe it. "So you did want me to die after all!!! You are dead!!!"
he drew his sword as well. And the two started fighting. Yotam slashed with his
sword upward, but Gon dodged and shot one energy beam at Yotam. Yotam deflected
it with his sword making part of the ceiling fall down. Yotam rushed at him for
the kill. "I was wrong about you!!!!"
Heart fought with all his might
against the twenty soldiers of Homo Sama. He hit one of them in his nape,
slashed other one and broke the foe's sword. So far he killed only two of them.
18 are left. "I don't have time!!!! Get out of my way!!!".
"Hahaha!!!!!" laughed Homo
Sama. "You are going to die here too!!!"
"But wait!" Heart said
while fighting "If Gon cares about Yotam he wouldn't kill him. I have all
the time in the world."
"You are so naive. I already
dealt with that problem!"
"What are you talking about?!
Gon loves Yotam after all. He won't hurt him!"
"You are right. He won't hurt
Yotam. But what if he wouldn't know it is Yotam?"
Heart started to take in what Homo
says.
"Yes! I gave him a drug to blind
him for a few hours!"
"You did what?!!!"
"Gon won't hurt Yotam. But I
promised him that I'll free him and let him live happily with him if he'll
participate in this war!!!"
"You bastard!!!!" raged
Heart and killed another soldier.
"He is going to kill that one
man he tries to save. It is funny, isn't it?! Hahahahaha!!!" laughed Homo
Sama and went inside the castle.
You may wonder how Gon was able to
fight so well without see anything. The answer is simple; as part of the sex
with Yotam and Homo Sama he used to blindfold himself because he found that
sexy and attracting. With that he was able to learn the environment and listen
even to the slightest sounds. Without eyes, Gon is not much different than
himself with them. However, he wasn't able to see who he fights.
"Damn You Gon!!!!!" Yotam
screamed and retreated a few steps back. He started charging another move of
the Zain-Bull art. "Gang Bang Attack!!!!!". The energy ball was
pretty small, however, it was fast and fired toward Gon at a speed very hard to
block or dodge. The small ball then exploded, revealed its true power. The
smokescreen from the explosion was heavy but Gon slashed it with high speed and
stabbed Yotam at his right shoulder once again, leaving no chance to the prior
wound to heal.
"I don't have time for
you!" said Gon and kicked Yotam's belly. "When I'll kill you I'll
finally able to meet my husband again!"
"Your husband?!!! How many did
you have?!"
"How many? Only one. You seem to
be very interested in me despite being a stranger!"
"Stranger?! You asshole! You
forgot about me you bitch!!!" raged Yotam and punched Gon on his face;
however, Gon was able to block it with his hand. He tighted his grip, then Gon
pushed his sword swiftly for stabbing Yotam. Yotam set free himself from Gon's
grasp and slid himself for kicking Gon's heels to topple him. Gon dodged it
once again.
"You fight pretty good, stranger.
Looks like freeing my husband won't be easy. But, I won't give up. Killing you
is the only way. I wonder if he'll forgive me for what I done to him. But, no
more games!" Gon jumped to one of the castle's chandeliers and charged
another move. "GEYZER BLASTER!!!".
Yotam saw the incoming attack and
crossed his arms to defend himself. However, the move has passed behind him and
missed. What's going on? He was thinking to himself.
Meanwhile, Homo looked at his watch anxiously.
Despite he told Heart that Gon's blindness takes a few hours to recover, the
truth was that the time limit is only twenty minutes. He lied in purpose to
make him fight rapidly to able to help the two gays. But at the same time, at
fighting swiftly, there is much less room for errors, which will lead him to
die with few mistakes.
Yotam was ready to charge his second
Gang Bang Attack, but he realized that something beneath his legs is happening.
He was able to dodge before mass litters of steam boiling water burned his
body. This was the Gezyer Blaster, a move so strong and unpredictable, even to
the user. It springs boiling water from the floor at random places. Gon had to
dodge as well the move. "Gon!!! You want to kill me too?! You bitch!!!"
shouted Homo Sama while almost was burned to death. "Fuck!!! The time
limit is only 60 seconds!!! I'm screwed!!!"
Yotam dodged all the springs and
punched Gon at the face. Gon kicked his chin and lunched him to the air, then
flew toward him, punched him swiftly 20 times, and kicked him at the top of his
head. Yotam crushed into the ground, and had trouble to move. Gon took his
sword for the final blow to kill. "Stranger, I must thank you for being
not strong enough. Now I can finally meet Yotam!"
"Yotam?" cried Yotam.
"Gon, did you find yourself another Yotam to replace me?!"
"Huh?! What are you talking
about? I know only one Yo-" Gon regained his eyesight back and dropped his
sword. "I should have realized from your voice… I didn't want to believe
it. You always were such a crybaby, that's what I loved about you. I wasn't
thinking that you'll pursue me…". Gon went slowly toward Yotam, and
offered his hand to help him stand up. He hugged him. "Yotam! I'm so sorry…"
"Gon? You didn't want to kill
me?!"
"No… I'll explain to you it later."
"Gon!" Yotam cried out of
emotion.
"Yotam!"
"Gon!"
"Yotam!!!!" the two said it
nonstop as if they were having sex with orgasm at the maximum.
"So… now you can explain, right?
No more secrets"
"Yes, I'll tell you everything.
It was because one named Homo Sa-" Gon wasn't able to complete the
sentence before he was shot at his right shoulder.
"Gon! Kill him!!!!" raged
Homo Sama with fiery eyes.
"Master! Please! Let us go!! I'm
begging you!" cried Gon. "I did everything you wished; I don't want
the skill anymore! I can live without it! But please, let us go!"
"Your objective was to kill the
final warrior that comes to the castle. It is not my fault that the last one
was your husband. Kill him! If you can do it, then you can gain your
freedom" smiled Homo Sama cynically.
"Master! This is not fair! You
planned this, didn't you?!"
"Silence! If you can't fulfill
the mission then you are good as dead!" Homo Sama aimed his gun to Gon's
head. "Or… in second thought, I have a better idea…" he changed his
aim toward Yotam. "I don't guns to kill you Gon, only I need is to click
my fingers! Die, Yotam!" he pressed the trigger and shot five consecutive
bullets. Gon immediately pushed Yotam, but took the bullets and died without
able to say any final words.
"What do you want from
us?!" mourned Yotam. "You are our prime minister! What did want from Gon?!
Why him?!"
" 'Why him?'. You are funny
aren't you? I have thousands like him. But I'll tell you what I loved about him
the most. He has long hair." Homo used Yotam's mental state. "Do you
know about other guys with long hair?"
"Lo.. long hair…" Yotam
didn't stop crying "Hi… Ka… Ru Kuro… Setto…"
"Good! So before I'll kill you
I'll explain you everything as parting gift from this world. Listen carefully…
Gon was my slave. He wanted to learn my skill, the one that make men able to
get pregnant"
"Huh?!" Yotam looked at
Homo's eyes.
"Yes. He wanted that you'll able
to have a child together." Yotam was starting to grasp Gon's reason for deceiving
him. "However, I never taught him this. Instead, he fell ill by HIV. As he
wanted to protect you so you won't get sick too… " "He still wanted
to have sex with some guys, so I gave him some slaves for it. But no matter
what, he refused to have sex with you… "
"Gon… did all of this… to
protect me… ?"
"It is unbelievable how much he
loved you… he even made himself as the villain just to run away from you so I
won't hurt you… killed so many people just for you…" Homo looked at
Yotam's eyes. "But you… you had to ruin that… because you pursued Gon, he
had to die! You Yotam! You killed your husband!"
Yotam grabbed Homo's arm. "It
hurts! You dog!" shouted Homo Sama "Get off!"
"Gladly!" said Yotam and
threw Homo Sama to the wall. "You are dead!"
"Huh?! Don't you want to die?!
To join your husband in the afterlife?!"
"Indeed! My life is not worth
living without Gon… But! Gon gave this life so I can stay alive!" Yotam
punched Homo's stomach "like the hell I'll give them to you!!!" he
grabbed Homo's leg and threw him to the wall. Homo saw he is going to be
crushed. "Scared to crush into the wall?! Fine!" Yotam sprinted
before Homo was crushed and punched him to other way, and then rushed and
punched again as if he was playing ping pong with himself with Homo as the
ball.
Homo barely was able to move.
"You are going to die as the fallen hero who killed the mass psychopath
Gon, the one who enslaved many innocent people! Zubi! Kill him!"
Wait, what?! Zubi?! Nobody told me
about this! He is still alive?!
"Rikka! Shoot him!!!!" appeared
Zubi. "The butterfly skill finally uses its purpose!". A 23 years old
young man revealed himself next to Zubi which was actually alive
all that time. A shower of bullets pierced Yotam's body and killed him.
"My loyal friends! Zubi and
Rikka! You saved me, thanks!" said Homo Sama.
"Dammit, living in the shadows
was not fair, master" said Rikka.
"Indeed. But it was worth it,
wasn't it?" said Zubi. "By faking our death by living as butterflies
for such long time just for this moment…"
"Rikka." Said Homo Sama.
"Search for this Hikaru Kurosetto."
"Yes, master Homo Sama".
"Horus!!!! Explain me what's
going on here?!!" I asked.
"Dammit Yahoveh! Fine, I'll
explain!" said Horus. "The butterfly skill lets the user escape death
once and hide as a butterfly as much they wish."
"But what about that time that
Zubi attacked Homo Sama with butterflies?"
"It was the effect to prepare the
move for the plan"
"Wait! Are you telling me that
killing Zubi was part of their plan?!"
"Indeed! How do you think Homo Sama
knew about Yotam's coming?! He needed to fake Zubi's and Rikka's death for they
plan as spies"
"But that doesn't make any
sense! Zubi raged to kill Homo Sama!"
"It was for making discipline
other slaves. They planned the act before that"
"What about killing Rikka 11
years ago?"
"He killed him to get Zubi at
his side. However, Zubi is the one who taught Rikka the butterfly skill, that's
why he agreed. The two were actually Homo's spies"
"Wait! Do you mean that the two
had se-"
"Shut up Yahoveh! You already
know!"
"Master! Reward me with
something" asked Rikka.
"Zubi, Rikka. You two did well.
Without you two I couldn't make this plan. I'll get you two something
later" said Homo Sama.
Two days later Hikaru was reading the
new newspaper at his work as a school teacher. The article was about Yotam's
and Gon's death at the war.
"Yotam killed Gon the villain?!
Yotam is the fallen hero who saved Russia from him?! This is bullshit!" he
squashed the paper and went toward to class.
Before entering the class, two men,
which were Zubi and Rikka grabbed him at the shoulder. "Are you Hikaru
Kurosetto? Come with us for a moment" Zubi pointed his gun to Hikaru's
guts. "I would like not to use violence… "
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