Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Homo Sama No Daibouken Chapter 14- The Unreachable Happy Ending

 

This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.

This chapter is loosely based on Tsach's "Hayashvanim" final chapter. Barely any sections will be translated directly from Hebrew to English, unlike previous chapters. However, it does use the story as guideline.

I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.

"Why?" was the question. "Why did you betray me", "What are you hiding", and "Why despite all of that I still want to fuck you face and ass at the same time?". Those are the questions that passed in Yotam's mind.

Yotam ran in the hallway. He reached the statue of Mary the Saint, and saw Gon watching the statue. "Finally, I'll get my freedom" Gon said. "You know, it is funny. When Mary gave birth to Jesus it was impressive that she got pregnant without having sex. But today, it is very possible to do so without God's magic."

"Gon…" said Yotam to himself. He finally found him.

"Die!!!!" Gon drew his sword and sprinted for Yotam while smiling with is malicious smile. If Yotam is right then Gon won't harm him at all. Yotam stood still without doing anything. He knew that Gon is just acting. A splash of blood sprang from Yotam's right shoulder. Gon actually stabbed him.

"Wha- what???" Yotam didn't believe it. "So you did want me to die after all!!! You are dead!!!" he drew his sword as well. And the two started fighting. Yotam slashed with his sword upward, but Gon dodged and shot one energy beam at Yotam. Yotam deflected it with his sword making part of the ceiling fall down. Yotam rushed at him for the kill. "I was wrong about you!!!!"

 

Heart fought with all his might against the twenty soldiers of Homo Sama. He hit one of them in his nape, slashed other one and broke the foe's sword. So far he killed only two of them. 18 are left. "I don't have time!!!! Get out of my way!!!".

"Hahaha!!!!!" laughed Homo Sama. "You are going to die here too!!!"

"But wait!" Heart said while fighting "If Gon cares about Yotam he wouldn't kill him. I have all the time in the world."

"You are so naive. I already dealt with that problem!"

"What are you talking about?! Gon loves Yotam after all. He won't hurt him!"

"You are right. He won't hurt Yotam. But what if he wouldn't know it is Yotam?"

Heart started to take in what Homo says.

"Yes! I gave him a drug to blind him for a few hours!"

"You did what?!!!"

"Gon won't hurt Yotam. But I promised him that I'll free him and let him live happily with him if he'll participate in this war!!!"

"You bastard!!!!" raged Heart and killed another soldier.

"He is going to kill that one man he tries to save. It is funny, isn't it?! Hahahahaha!!!" laughed Homo Sama and went inside the castle.

 

You may wonder how Gon was able to fight so well without see anything. The answer is simple; as part of the sex with Yotam and Homo Sama he used to blindfold himself because he found that sexy and attracting. With that he was able to learn the environment and listen even to the slightest sounds. Without eyes, Gon is not much different than himself with them. However, he wasn't able to see who he fights.

"Damn You Gon!!!!!" Yotam screamed and retreated a few steps back. He started charging another move of the Zain-Bull art. "Gang Bang Attack!!!!!". The energy ball was pretty small, however, it was fast and fired toward Gon at a speed very hard to block or dodge. The small ball then exploded, revealed its true power. The smokescreen from the explosion was heavy but Gon slashed it with high speed and stabbed Yotam at his right shoulder once again, leaving no chance to the prior wound to heal.

"I don't have time for you!" said Gon and kicked Yotam's belly. "When I'll kill you I'll finally able to meet my husband again!"

"Your husband?!!! How many did you have?!"

"How many? Only one. You seem to be very interested in me despite being a stranger!"

"Stranger?! You asshole! You forgot about me you bitch!!!" raged Yotam and punched Gon on his face; however, Gon was able to block it with his hand. He       tighted his grip, then Gon pushed his sword swiftly for stabbing Yotam. Yotam set free himself from Gon's grasp and slid himself for kicking Gon's heels to topple him. Gon dodged it once again.  

"You fight pretty good, stranger. Looks like freeing my husband won't be easy. But, I won't give up. Killing you is the only way. I wonder if he'll forgive me for what I done to him. But, no more games!" Gon jumped to one of the castle's chandeliers and charged another move. "GEYZER BLASTER!!!".

Yotam saw the incoming attack and crossed his arms to defend himself. However, the move has passed behind him and missed. What's going on? He was thinking to himself.

Meanwhile, Homo looked at his watch anxiously. Despite he told Heart that Gon's blindness takes a few hours to recover, the truth was that the time limit is only twenty minutes. He lied in purpose to make him fight rapidly to able to help the two gays. But at the same time, at fighting swiftly, there is much less room for errors, which will lead him to die with few mistakes.

Yotam was ready to charge his second Gang Bang Attack, but he realized that something beneath his legs is happening. He was able to dodge before mass litters of steam boiling water burned his body. This was the Gezyer Blaster, a move so strong and unpredictable, even to the user. It springs boiling water from the floor at random places. Gon had to dodge as well the move. "Gon!!! You want to kill me too?! You bitch!!!" shouted Homo Sama while almost was burned to death. "Fuck!!! The time limit is only 60 seconds!!! I'm screwed!!!"

Yotam dodged all the springs and punched Gon at the face. Gon kicked his chin and lunched him to the air, then flew toward him, punched him swiftly 20 times, and kicked him at the top of his head. Yotam crushed into the ground, and had trouble to move. Gon took his sword for the final blow to kill. "Stranger, I must thank you for being not strong enough. Now I can finally meet Yotam!"

"Yotam?" cried Yotam. "Gon, did you find yourself another Yotam to replace me?!"

"Huh?! What are you talking about? I know only one Yo-" Gon regained his eyesight back and dropped his sword. "I should have realized from your voice… I didn't want to believe it. You always were such a crybaby, that's what I loved about you. I wasn't thinking that you'll pursue me…". Gon went slowly toward Yotam, and offered his hand to help him stand up. He hugged him. "Yotam! I'm so sorry…"

"Gon? You didn't want to kill me?!"

"No… I'll explain to you it later."

"Gon!" Yotam cried out of emotion.

"Yotam!"

"Gon!"

"Yotam!!!!" the two said it nonstop as if they were having sex with orgasm at the maximum.

"So… now you can explain, right? No more secrets"

"Yes, I'll tell you everything. It was because one named Homo Sa-" Gon wasn't able to complete the sentence before he was shot at his right shoulder.

"Gon! Kill him!!!!" raged Homo Sama with fiery eyes.

"Master! Please! Let us go!! I'm begging you!" cried Gon. "I did everything you wished; I don't want the skill anymore! I can live without it! But please, let us go!"

"Your objective was to kill the final warrior that comes to the castle. It is not my fault that the last one was your husband. Kill him! If you can do it, then you can gain your freedom" smiled Homo Sama cynically.

"Master! This is not fair! You planned this, didn't you?!"

"Silence! If you can't fulfill the mission then you are good as dead!" Homo Sama aimed his gun to Gon's head. "Or… in second thought, I have a better idea…" he changed his aim toward Yotam. "I don't guns to kill you Gon, only I need is to click my fingers! Die, Yotam!" he pressed the trigger and shot five consecutive bullets. Gon immediately pushed Yotam, but took the bullets and died without able to say any final words.

"What do you want from us?!" mourned Yotam. "You are our prime minister! What did want from Gon?! Why him?!"

" 'Why him?'. You are funny aren't you? I have thousands like him. But I'll tell you what I loved about him the most. He has long hair." Homo used Yotam's mental state. "Do you know about other guys with long hair?"

"Lo.. long hair…" Yotam didn't stop crying "Hi… Ka… Ru Kuro… Setto…"

"Good! So before I'll kill you I'll explain you everything as parting gift from this world. Listen carefully… Gon was my slave. He wanted to learn my skill, the one that make men able to get pregnant"

"Huh?!" Yotam looked at Homo's eyes.

"Yes. He wanted that you'll able to have a child together." Yotam was starting to grasp Gon's reason for deceiving him. "However, I never taught him this. Instead, he fell ill by HIV. As he wanted to protect you so you won't get sick too… " "He still wanted to have sex with some guys, so I gave him some slaves for it. But no matter what, he refused to have sex with you… "

"Gon… did all of this… to protect me… ?"

"It is unbelievable how much he loved you… he even made himself as the villain just to run away from you so I won't hurt you… killed so many people just for you…" Homo looked at Yotam's eyes. "But you… you had to ruin that… because you pursued Gon, he had to die! You Yotam! You killed your husband!"

Yotam grabbed Homo's arm. "It hurts! You dog!" shouted Homo Sama "Get off!"

"Gladly!" said Yotam and threw Homo Sama to the wall. "You are dead!"

"Huh?! Don't you want to die?! To join your husband in the afterlife?!"

"Indeed! My life is not worth living without Gon… But! Gon gave this life so I can stay alive!" Yotam punched Homo's stomach "like the hell I'll give them to you!!!" he grabbed Homo's leg and threw him to the wall. Homo saw he is going to be crushed. "Scared to crush into the wall?! Fine!" Yotam sprinted before Homo was crushed and punched him to other way, and then rushed and punched again as if he was playing ping pong with himself with Homo as the ball.

Homo barely was able to move. "You are going to die as the fallen hero who killed the mass psychopath Gon, the one who enslaved many innocent people! Zubi! Kill him!"

Wait, what?! Zubi?! Nobody told me about this! He is still alive?!

"Rikka! Shoot him!!!!" appeared Zubi. "The butterfly skill finally uses its purpose!". A 23 years old young man revealed himself next to Zubi which was actually alive all that time. A shower of bullets pierced Yotam's body and killed him.

"My loyal friends! Zubi and Rikka! You saved me, thanks!" said Homo Sama.

"Dammit, living in the shadows was not fair, master" said Rikka.

"Indeed. But it was worth it, wasn't it?" said Zubi. "By faking our death by living as butterflies for such long time just for this moment…"

"Rikka." Said Homo Sama. "Search for this Hikaru Kurosetto."

"Yes, master Homo Sama".

 

"Horus!!!! Explain me what's going on here?!!" I asked.

"Dammit Yahoveh! Fine, I'll explain!" said Horus. "The butterfly skill lets the user escape death once and hide as a butterfly as much they wish."

"But what about that time that Zubi attacked Homo Sama with butterflies?"

"It was the effect to prepare the move for the plan"

"Wait! Are you telling me that killing Zubi was part of their plan?!"

"Indeed! How do you think Homo Sama knew about Yotam's coming?! He needed to fake Zubi's and Rikka's death for they plan as spies"

"But that doesn't make any sense! Zubi raged to kill Homo Sama!"

"It was for making discipline other slaves. They planned the act before that"

"What about killing Rikka 11 years ago?"

"He killed him to get Zubi at his side. However, Zubi is the one who taught Rikka the butterfly skill, that's why he agreed. The two were actually Homo's spies"

"Wait! Do you mean that the two had se-"

"Shut up Yahoveh! You already know!"

 

"Master! Reward me with something" asked Rikka.

"Zubi, Rikka. You two did well. Without you two I couldn't make this plan. I'll get you two something later" said Homo Sama.

 

Two days later Hikaru was reading the new newspaper at his work as a school teacher. The article was about Yotam's and Gon's death at the war.

"Yotam killed Gon the villain?! Yotam is the fallen hero who saved Russia from him?! This is bullshit!" he squashed the paper and went toward to class.

Before entering the class, two men, which were Zubi and Rikka grabbed him at the shoulder. "Are you Hikaru Kurosetto? Come with us for a moment" Zubi pointed his gun to Hikaru's guts. "I would like not to use violence… "

 

this chapter's artwork, by me.

 
 


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