This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
"Listen!" announced the
prime rabbi of Homo's cult of Sons of Thunder to his believers while they are
at the airplane on their way to Renpuar after they mourned over his death for a
week "Homo Sama may be gone, but we can safely assume that he will be
back. Even if he wouldn't, we will continue our mission! For the master, for
our Elishah, we'll do whatever we can to fulfill his dream!!!"
"Yeah!!!!! For Elishah!!!!"
rejoiced the crowd.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"
scolded them a woman who was trying to sleep at the flight. "That's why I
hate men! They are the piece of shit of humanity!!!!"
The room was dark. Homo Sama woke up
again from is death sleep into his new reincarnation. He heard a crack sound as
if he was hatching from an egg. The room had the scent of death, but stronger
was the scent of cum, lots of lots of cum, as if in this room were raped
hundreds of sexy men every day. He touched his body, it was surprisingly bulky.
Despite not seeing anything in this dark room he felt that his right eye was
covered a hipsters' pony. With the dark room that probably hasn't seen light
for over twenty years along with his new body he had the guess into whom he was
born. While exploring in the darkness he touched the walls to try finding the
light switch. Eventually he found it, but no use, the lights wouldn't turn on.
This place's electricity bill probably wasn't paid for years, possibly even
over twenty years. After some time while searching in the darkness, Homo found
a flashlight. It had enough battery, and when the light shone upon the room
Homo found what he already assumed. Millions of skeletons locked behind the
prison's bars, tied by handcuffs, and dildos stuck in their tailbones. He then
returned to the room he was revived. He saw Gon's stuffed statue with no trace
to Yotam's statue that should have been next to him. Indeed! Homo was reborn as
no other but Yotam. "The perfect body!!!!" he laughed. He tested his
strength. He smashed the prison's bars with his bare hands. He has the full
strength of Yotam's! "Perfect! Not only that I'm in Renpuar, not only that
I can kill Hikaru with bare hands, it will be with the body of his best
friend!!!!!"
"My rabbi? Where are we?!"
asked Jacob.
"I don't know… this place is
weird… we don't even know where Hikaru lives to begin with so I asked the buss'
driver to take us to somewhere random so we can build our plan…" said the
prime rabbi.
"I can see that there are a lot
of men here actually… could Elishah lied to us?!" asked one cult believer.
"Show your respect!"
scolded him the prime rabbi. "The master would never lie to us! I
researched a bit and it looks like there weren't a lot of men here until two
years ago. But to sustain the population the government brought a lot of
immigrants to Renpuar!"
"What the fuck?! MY RABBI, LOOK!
THERE ARE KIDS WITH WINGS!" shouted Jacob.
"It must be their Purim or
something!!! There is no way those are real!"
"Thirty one years ago!"
called an announcer from the nearby square "Thirty one years ago our hero
Zubi who was a resident at our city took the first step to serve Homo Sama as
his prime soldier! He was eventually killed by the deeds of Hikaru Kurosetto!
Not just him, But Rikka, his boyfriend served Homo Sama as a spy! They were the
honor of Aiwanai, our city!"
"All hail Homo Sama!!!!"
roared the crowd.
"They are talking about Homo
Sama! It is our first clue! Let's listen, men!" called the rabbi to his
believers.
"But, worse monster than Hikaru
was Yotam!!!" continued the announcer "That monster completely
destroyed our city with an elephant just for fun twenty years ago!"
"Do you have a picture of
Yotam?" asked one person from the crowd.
"Don't worry! Yotam is already
dead! But I do have a picture of him! Look!" and he showed the picture.
"He looks actually hot…"
said someone.
"Hey!!!!" shouted the rabbi.
"We actually met Homo Sama! We came from Canada! He saved us from famine!
We came here to take revenge on Hikaru"
"But Homo Sama is already
dead!!!" said the announcer.
"He actually has the ability to
revive every time he dies! He must be on his way here!"
"Then come with me to my shop.
I'll treat you. By the way, my name is Autoly Satla" said Autoly.
They went inside the store.
"Here, have a drink" Autoly gave the drink to the rabbi.
The rabbi has drunk the cocktail.
"Amazing! What is it made of?!"
"Cum. We only serve here drinks
based on cum. The one you just drunk was the "Blind Eyes Cum", don't
drink too much. That's the reason my father died". Autoly was indeed the
son of Ace and Hamly. Hamly indeed killed herself with her baby inside her
tummy as she couldn't suffer the loneliness without her husband, but due to her
pregnancy was at the eight month, the doctors were able to save the baby,
Autoly. He always hated his biological parents. How could his father play
dangerous games when he is going to be a father?! How his mother could not care
about him and kill herself?!
"I see… You had harsh life… May
god bless you…".
Jacob's phone ringed "Who is
it?" he asked.
"Jacob?! Where are you?! It me,
Homo Sama! I'm on my way to you!"
"Homo Sama?!" Interrupted
the Rabbi "Let me talk him".
"Rabbi?! Where are you?!"
"Answer me a question and then
I'll answer you so I can make sure you are really him! 'How many gays are
needed to switch a light bulb?'"
"One! But it will take ten hours
because it is so much fun to have an orgy in the dark!"
"It is Elishah!!!!! We are in a
bar at Aiwanai, we'll wait."
Homo killed a random man with his
bare hands of Yotam's, stole his car and drove as fast as possible toward
Aiwanai.
"Want me to show you our
factory, to see how we make our cocktails?" asked Autoly.
"Sure" answered the rabbi.
"How did you even think about this brilliant idea?"
"When I left my adoptive parents
at age 18 I found a bar north of the country. It sold only cum. But I took the
idea and added some flavors along with the cum. Now we are a chain store on all
over the world."
"Oh Yeah!!!"
Sexy!
"Yesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"You are so good man, don't
stop!!!!"
Autoly took the Jewish believers to
the "factory" which was located as a basement beneath the bar.
Thousands of men fucked each other in the ass.
"What a beautiful scenery!"
said the Rabbi with joy.
"You piece of shit!!!!"
called one of the guards a few meters nearby "You just spilled the
precious material!!!!"
"What's going on?!"
interrupted Autoly.
"Boss, I'm sorry! But this
worker wasn't wearing a condom!!! All of his juice is stuck at his partner's
ass!!!"
"Do you use condoms here?"
asked Jacob. "Why?"
"We can't let our cows get ill
by HIV" explained Autoly. "But the real purpose is to collect all of
the cum so we can make our cocktails". He then talked to the
"cow" worker. "Why didn't you wear a condom?"
"I don't want to use a condom!
It is not fun like that!!!!"
The guard used his club and hit him
immensely "You piece of shit!!!! This is not an orgy! You are here to
work!!!!"
"Yessssssssss!!!! Punish me
more!!!!!!"
"Autoly, I think that is not a
good way to put discipline on your employees, he enjoys that…" said Jacob.
"Yeah that's the issue here… We
can't find better ways to punish them…"
The rabbi was looking at a Japanese
worker who was fucked by ten other workers at the same time. "Looks like
he is very popular… Who is he?"
"Oh his name is Akira"
explained Autoly. "I just bought him as a slave a week ago. This piece of
shit killed his adoptive father's grandson, as well as other colleague of his. He
was sentenced to a death row, but I bought him as my slave to save him."
A few minutes later Homo Sama
arrived. "Jacob! Rabbi! It's me!!! Long time no see my friends!!!"
"Elishah!!!!!!" called his
believers and hugged him.
"Elishah?!!!!" Autoly was
shocked when he saw Homo Sama. "That's Yotam!!! Akira, stop having sex and
kill him right away!!!!"
"No no!! That's Homo Sama!!!
Don't kill him!!!" Jacob was worried.
Akira took his gun and aimed at Homo
Sama. "You are… No way!!! R34?!!!!"
"What are you talking
about?!" shouted Autoly. "That's Yotam!!! Kill him you piece of
shit!!!"
"Shut up! I know my cows better
than anyone!" he aimed at Autoly, shot him, and killed him. "R34! I'm
so sorry! I didn't mean to kill you! But you know, it was a business! Will you
let me serve you as atonement?!"
"Call me Homo Sama from now on.
Do you have an experience with killing?"
"As you saw, I've killed Hiroki
and Yuuichi. I also killed my burglars in my life, as well as bears!"
"Good! Then join me. We are going
to kill Hikaru tommorow!"
"Yes! Homo Sama Sama!"
"What should we do?" asked
the rabbi.
"Do you have any experience with
killing?" asked Akira.
"None. All we did in our lives
is taking the country's money and study the Torah"
"Then it is better that you will
pray for our success. I and Homo Sama Sama will do it alone. A person without
any past of killing could ruin the mission"
"By the way, Master, who are
Zubi and Rikka?" asked Jacob. "Autoly mentioned them."
"They were my most loyal
henchmen. They and Nathan were more than soldiers. They were like friends, like
bothers." Smiled Homo Sama. He ignored Kaisa the traitor and didn't
mention him.
The time was 11:30 PM. Hikaru and Mai
went inside the bed to sleep. "Hikaru, be on your guard, Homo Sama is
back" said Mai.
"Homo Sama? So he is back… did
you see him?"
"I saw Yotam while I was
driving."
"Yotam? But he is dead. Wait, do
you say that Homo Sama was born into his body?"
"That's the only possible
explanation. Be careful"
"Then I have something to do.
Mai, sleep well. I'll have to work all night to defeat him."
After Hikaru and Sora went to the
highschool to work Henry, Mai and Hikaru's adoptive son asked his mother:
"Mom, is it true that Homo Sama, my biological father is alive?!"
"So you've heard me and dad talking?
Don't worry, it is nothing."
"Nothing?! How can you be on nonchalant
on issue like that? He is going to kill dad!"
"Henry, did dad ever put him in
a dangerous state? He already defeated him twice. Don't worry. He is going to
defeat Homo Sama again. I know your father better than anyone. I already told
you we've been together since we were kids."
"But still! Homo Sama is
dangerous! I know because I'm his son!"
Mai hugged her son "Don't worry,
everything will be fine. Trust your father, he will find a way to defeat him
again."
The next day, the time was 10:00 AM;
it was the morning break for the students at Bromansu high school, the school
that Hikaru and Sora had their job. Homo Sama went toward the front gate alone.
"Do you need something?" asked the guard.
"Let me go in" said Homo
Sama.
"You look suspicious! What do
you want?!"
"Let me go in, you piece of
shit!" he lifted the guard with his bare hand and smashed his head with
the mass power of Yotam's. The second guard aimed to kill the monster. Akira
shot at the guard with his sniper and killed with precise shot to brain with
only one bullet. The kids heard the gun shot and went to see what's going on.
Homo Sama went inside the school and punched lightly one kid "Tell me
where is Hikaru before I kill you!"
"At- At the room right there…"
said the kid and passed out of the fear.
"Is he actually want to kill
principal Kuresetto?!"
"What did Kurosetto has ever
done to this person?!"
Homo rushed toward Hikaru's room.
Hikaru was sitting and waited for him. Hikaru didn't say a word. Homo grabbed
Hikaru's arm and threw him away to the school's lobby. All of the students were
looking at them. "Final words? How does it feel to be killed by your best
friend Yotam?!"
"No! Please don't kill principal
Kurosseto!" cried a student. "He may be strict, but he is a good
person!"
"Shut up woman! Do you even know
what he has done to me?! He ruined my life!!! Die, Hikaru!!!!" He smashed
Hikaru's head with his arm. The blood spilled like a tsunami of blood. Nothing
was left from Hikaru. He is dead! "Yes!!! I finally killed him!!! It took
21 years, but I finally did it!!! Hahahahaha!!!!"
"No!!!! Principal Kurosseto"
the kids didn't believe to what they just saw. Out of nowhere their principal
was murdered.
"So you finally got your
revenge" said Jacob who came in along with the rabbi and Akira.
"What's now?"
"Revenge can be very empty thing
sometimes…" said the rabbi.
The kids didn't stop crying over
their principal. Homo stayed a few minutes to celebrate his victory for
himself. He ordered Akira, Jacob and the rabbi to leave. "Kids, come on.
Go to your classes. There is nothing to look here" said Sora.
"But teacher Sora, your father
is dead!"
"Oh Sora? I never thought that
such a girl like you couldn't care for her father's death! Looks I didn't
understand anything!!! Hahahaha!!!" laughed Homo Sama.
"Indeed, you understand nothing,
Homo Sama! Take a look once more at the blood."
"Huh? What's wrong with the
blood?" then he realized something "This blood… is black?! This is no
blood! This is, this is…"
"An ink!" rejoiced one
student. Two massive chains came out from the ink and tied Homo Sama so won't
able to move.
"Homo, did you really think that
I'm dead?" Hikaru finally appeared.
"You… you… you drew yourself to
make a clone of yourself?!"
"You undermasted me, Homo, now
die!"
"You… you are going to kill your
best friend?!"
"Yotam is dead! He is gone from
this world! You using his body just fuels my anger even more!" he took a
lighter from his pocket. "You are nothing but a stuffed body right now!
You may have the body of him, but your organs are nothing but cotton!"
"No!!!!!". Hikaru ignited the
lighter and threw it on Homo's body. Homo was burned to death. "No!!! How
even the powerful body of Yotam can't defeat him?!!! Can I even win?! I had all
of my best cards!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!"
