This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
Homo attacked to finally kill Akhoraim's
bull and win the boss fight. "Take that mother fucker!!!!" he called
and jumped in the air with his special move. But then, he somehow stuck. He
couldn't move. "What's going on here?!". He tried to do whatever he
could, but nothing helped. Then the whole scene turned back into the black
void. Tachat was gone, as well as Tusick and Akhoraim. His sexy hot dark
skinned bulky body with a dick on his forehead was gone as well. "What's
going on here?!"
"I can't believe that the game
crushed on him!!!!!" Horus burst out loud of laugh.
"What?! The game crushed?!"
called Homo Sama. "At least my save file will be okay, right?!"
"Did you save the game?"
asked Loki.
"No, but there is sure an auto
save, right?"
"There isn't…."
"How come a modern AAA game doesn't
have an auto save option?!"
"I don't know… I'm not the one
to decide that you know… it is better to ask why an AAA game has game breaking
crushes…"
"Wait… so that's means I'll have
to start the whole game again?! I've been playing for 30 fucking hours!".
"Oh looks like that there is a
patch…" said Loki. "It will take 20 hours to download…"
"What the fuck?! How much it
weights?!"
"90 GB…."
"That's double the game
itself!!! How unfinished this game was?!"
"Welcome to modern AAA gaming
lad…"
After Homo waited for the patch
downloading, he finally started the game once more. He did almost every action
the same as he did with his previous save file. He did change a few things,
such as not wasting time on making himself a harem of hot male elves, but most
important thing to repeat was going for Tachat's romance route. He also grinded
even more, so he could beat quicker Akhoraim's bull and save his Fenix Bassa
for harsher times. Homo attacked the bull and shattered his body to pieces.
"No!!!! My bull!!!!" called Akhoraim "Or… that's what I'd say if
my plan wasn't for you to kill it! Hahahaha!"
"What are you talking about?!
Akhoraim, we have only to defeat you!" called Tusick. As the bull died a
heavy smoke ascended ten meters in the air, and then emerged a man with an aura
even stronger than Akhoraim's.
"Father! You are finally
back!" smiled Akhoraim.
"Father?! No! That's impossible!
You are Evarmin! I've thought that we destroyed you!" Tusick realized his
mistake.
"What's going on?!" Homo
and Tachat were confused.
"I'll explain…" sighed
Tusick. "Three years ago our army fought Evarmim; the strongest evil being
in the world. We had many casualties, but eventually we were able to seal
him…"
"Explains why your best soldiers
in the Orc's cave were level 1…." said Homo Sama to himself.
"We decided to seal him inside a
newborn calf. Our seal was so strong anyway, so we took the first thing we saw.
Only we had to do is wait for the calf die out of natural death and then
Evarmin would have die along with it."
"And you never thought that
Evarmin had a son!!!" laughed Akhoraim. "Indeed. I used my magic to
turn that calf into a mass powered beast. He helped me to destroy everything I
could. And if it would have died? Doesn't matter! That's means that my father
would have come back! Just like right now! You Tusick, you used your hero to
destroy the world! Hahahaha!!!!"
"Why didn't I think about such a
plan when I ruled over Renpuar as Raven Hulk?!" Homo was impressed by
their brilliance of evilness.
Akhoraim clicked his fingers and
chain tied Tachat and pulled him toward Akhoraim. "I'll take him as a
gift!"
"Akhoraim! What do you think you
are doing?!" shouted Tusick.
"Hmm… he looks sexy, so I'll
take him as my sex toy! If you want to save him then come to Atsuomoi Volcano.
I'll fight you there!" he said and vanished with Tachat.
"Tachat!!!! No!!!! I'll
definitely save you!" erupted Homo Sama.
"Now have a bigger
problem!" said Tusick. That's right; Evarmin is even stronger than Akhoraim.
However, he took his leave. "Where are you going?!" called Tusick.
"I'll deal with small fry like
you later! I don't have time for you!" said Evarmin and left.
"Damn it!" Tusick punched
his fist at the ground. "Homo, help me to kill Evarmin!"
"What about Tachat?!"
"We'll have to abandon him. I
never thought we'll have to fight Evarmin."
"I'm sorry, I can't help you. I'm
going to save Tachat."
"I see… so that's your decision…
so let me give you an advice. To kill Akhoraim you'll need high stamina stat;
at least at 50 point. Right now you have only 5. There is only two ways in the
game to raise it to 50. You've already missed one of them. So I'll tell you the
second way- go to the city of Rahab. There you'll find a mansion that you can
easily raise it to 50. Good luck and goodbye"
Homo arrived at Rahab. He searched
for the mansion. He saw two swordsmen fighting each other, and decided to ask
them for direction.
"I'm the Black Swordsman!!! Not
You, Liver!" called the first one.
"Shut up Wallito!"
responded Liver to him. "What have you done in your life?!"
"I'm only 16 and already have a
wife and kid! It is much better than what you did!"
"I can't deal with your
nonsense… your "kid" is a fucking fairy that you adopted…" Liver
turned to Homo. "Can you tell him that he is fucking idiot?!"
"I'm just searching for the
mansion… but I have time to hear your story. It looks funny. What's the deal
with the "Black Swordsman" title anyway?"
"Only the manliest men get that
title" said Liver. "But Wallito is just a kid"
"So what's makes you
manly?!"
"I saw my girlfriend raped in
front of my eyes by my best friend! What about that?!"
"Yeah?! But the same happened to
my Anusa!"
"Then… When I was only six years
old, my father sold me as a sex toy to his friend!"
"…. You two are just fucked up,
dudes, that's not manly… where is the mansion anyway?" asked Homo Sama.
"Go two streets left and you'll
find it there" answered Liver and continued his fight with Wallito.
Homo went inside the mansion. He saw
the most disgusting thing he ever saw in his life. He had nausea. The place was
full of hot women with giant breasts. Indeed, that mansion is a fucking brothel!
"Oh look, another horny man!" called one prostitute.
"I'm not horny! In fact this is
disgusting! I want to raise my stamina stat!"
"Then you came to the right
place!" said the whore and took off her clothes. With no choice Homo had
to fuck a woman of all things! Dammit! The sex scene took only two minutes but
without a doubt it was the worst thing he ever done in his life.
Homo looked at his stats. The Stamina
stat stayed the same! What the fuck?! "What's going on here?! This is a
scam!"
"Oh, you need to do it three
times to get one point. Want another round?"
No choice then! Tachat is important!
He'll save him! He took another round. He'll have to take this disgusting act
135 times to get 50 stamina points, but Tachat!!!!!!! They had another sex.
"Isn't there a skip button?!" said Homo almost fainted.
"You… can… skip only sex scenes
you've already watched…." moaned the whore while getting fucked.
"What the fuck?!!! How many sex
scenes there are in this game?!"
"500! Yessssssssss"
Homo fainted from pain right after
sex… he'll have to do it again 133 times… is it even possible to stay alive
after fucking so many women? He regretted that he never took the effect of
getting 50 stamina points at the character creation. He could have saved his
worst moment in his entire life! "What's the deal with this brothel?"
he asked the hooker.
"The developers of this game
created it for the horniest gamers so they can enjoy the pussies they'll never
get in their life" she said.
And so, after extreme pain, many
diseases he got himself into, he finally finished it! He fucked women 135
times! He got the 50 stamina points. Inside he was a dead man, but he finally
can save Tachat!!!
He grinded for hours and hours so he
could beat Akhoraim easier. He reached level 65 and got himself some new
skills. It is the time to finally beat this shitty game! Atsuomoi Volcano was
extremely hot as usual, and not because of the obvious reason that gays fuck
there and squirts cum of lava. No, that wasn't the only reason. It is fucking
volcano dammit! Of course it is hot! Akhoraim waited for him, along with Tachat
that was locked inside a cage "Honey! Save me please!"
"Tachat! Let's marry when I'll
kill Akhoraim!"
"Of course! I promise!"
"Muhahahaha!!! You think you can
beat me?!" laughed Akhoraim in generic final boss villain vibe.
"Die!" he attacked with blue lightning. Homo dodged and then slashed
with his sword. He realized that his stamina meter is dropping with every move
he makes. So that's why he needed it at least at 50! The boss fight took over
20 minutes, which Homo had to use some potions and the Fenix Bassa to revive
himself, but he eventually won, killed Akhoraim and saved Tachat.
"Honey!!!!!" Tachat hugged
him out of joy. "Let's marry!!!"
"I love you Tachat!" Homo
hugged him as well.
"Wait a second! You traitor!!!!!!!"
Tachat noticed something fishy while hugging Homo.
"What are you talking
about?!"
"You are not a gay at all!!!!
You are an asshole who likes boobs! Traitor! You went to prostitutes 135
times!!!!"
"But, but, that was the only way
to raise the stamina stat and save you!" explained Homo.
"Silence! I won't marry to
someone who likes pussies!" raged Tachat on him and left.
"I can't believe he actually got
this super rare bad ending!!!!!!" Horus rolled over the floor out of laugh.
'What?! Bad ending?! What the fuck?!'
"Let the game credits
roll!!!!" Loki clicked his fingers, the world turned into a black void and
the credits started running with a stupid song about gays to bring the game to
its finale.
Game director: Ironya Nomura
Voice Casts:
Homo Sama: Chinchintaro
Asanuma
Villager woman: Buy Hanazawa
Tachat: Snow Kaji
Tusick: Protect Miyano
Akhoraim: Mofah Hayami
Liver: Noobotoshi Buy
Wallito: YoshiMario Matsuoka
Evarmin: Joji Broke His Leg
Whore: Mamiko Makheberet
"I refuse to accept
that!!!!!" called Homo Sama.
Sex scenes designers: Lotaro
Miura, Reki Stomach River
Bugs, Glitches, and Crushes:
Designed by studio Fingersoft
Music composer: Water Seven
"What the fuck!!! That's not
fair!!!!"
And many other credits to people
you've never heard about. Hope you enjoyed our game!
"I did not! Worst game
ever!!!!!"
