Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Reincarnation Sama no Daibouken Chapter 6- Ushio: Code Name: Rule 34

 

This is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner. 

This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no Daibouken".

"Fuck those Hokkaido's bears! We made a mistake! Akira- kun, we have to run away!" called the forty years old farmer.

"Kamiya- san, are those bears that strong?" said the fourteen years old Akira while running away.

Kamiya, and his pupil, Akira, were hunting some bears to sell their heads as nice decorations, and their skin as rugs.

"How much time will it takes to reach the tender?!" asked Akira.

"Around one minute! We will escape to the farm al-" before finishing his sentence a giant bear appeared in front of them, attacked the young and easy prey Akira. Kamiya pushed him and the bear bit Kamiya's leg with its giant jaws. "Akira! Shoot! Kill it!"

"But I'm inexperienced with guns! I could kill you if I miss!"

"You idiot!" said Kamiya while trying to fight the massive animal. "If you won't shoot then I'll die anyway!". The bang sound was heard. All of the birds in the forest flew due to the scary sounds. Kamiya was still alive, the bear was killed. "See?! I knew you can do it! Now let's get back to the farm. The cows are waiting for us."

"But… Kamiya-san… your leg… you lost it because of me…"

"It is okay, Akira-kun. You are like a son for me. I'm fine with losing a leg for your sake. I have three daughters, yet none of them care about my cowshed."

"Kamiya-san…" he cried.

"It is fine, Akira-kun!"

"No… what I mean is… how you'll drive home with no leg?"

"No need to worry! I didn't lose the leg that pushes the gas, only the one for the brakes. I'll just have to drive with no stop and hope that we won't die!"

 

Thirty years passed since then. Kamiya- san was lying in his bed, almost going to pass away from this world. He talked to Akira with his last words before his death. "Listen, Akira. I have not much time to live. I want you to take care of my grandson, Yuuichi"

"Oh him. But can't his parents take care of him? Didn't something bad happen to Junko-san, right?"

"No, no. Everything is fine. It is just that Yuuichi is really interested in cows. I promised him that the next newborn calf will be his."

"You know we can't raise a cow for free, we'll lose money on that calf."

"No, no. It is okay. Make the business as usual. Do everything you need with that calf. Just make your best that it will die as older as possible. Got it?"

"Fine. It makes no difference for me anyway. I also own you my life for saving me from that bear thirty years ago."

"You have grown to be such a fine man, Akira. Tha- Thank you… my son…" said Kamiya and passed away.

"Kamiya-San!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Akira.

 

The funeral was tearful. All of Kamiya's family came in and cried for their father and grandfather. There was no question who will manage the cowshed of the family, it was Akira who managed it unofficially it Kamiya's last years. A week later, after it ended, Yuuichi, the sixteen years old grandson, came to ask Akira about the work at the stall.

"Listen Yuuichi, soon you'll get your pet. But you have to work here to get to see the calf"

"I understand. When I'll get it?"

"M77 is going to give birth at any moment. Its calf will be your pet"

"M77? Don't you give the cows names?"

"Names? They are meat. We don't give names to a steak. Listen. This cowshed exists for 35 years. Each English character represents two years. And the number represents the cow's number that was born during those years. M77 was one of our best milking cows. This birth is its last one."

"What will you do with her?"

"Kill it, of course. M77 is pretty old. It outlived many other cows. After its calf will grow into adult cattle, we will turn into a steak. Any longer and its meat will useless and nasty to eat."

"Akira-San!" called one of the workers, Hiroki "M77 is giving birth!"

"Already?! Great! Yuuichi, this is your time to learn!" said Akira and rushed to work.

 

'Oh yeah!!! I'm going to be born soon! Hikaru, I'll get my revenge now!!!!!'

M77 Cried from pain, but eventually released the calf out of its anus. Akira and Hiroki checked its health, weight, and gave it so nutritious drugs for its health. They pierced its ear and wrote the number which was R34.

'Assholes! It fucking hurts! Wait… what is this disgusting place?! There are fucking cows everywhere!!! Wait… no… I'm a… Fuck!!!!!!!!' Homo Sama realized that he was born as a cow; R34.

"Can I name her?" asked Yuuichi.

"Oh yeah, that calf is yours. I guess you can at least name it." said Hiroki.

"Hiroki?! Are you insane?! It is fucking meat!"

"Didn't you say you own for Kamiya-San?" asked Hiroki.

"Shit! Fine. Yuuichi, you can name it unofficially. But listen, its name is R34"

'I hope I at least won't get shitty name… '

"Its name will be… Ushio!!!!" announced Yuuichi.

'What Da Fuck man! It is like wishing for me that my father will abandon me, get addicted to drugs, and then will kill in the snow when he finally decides to be father! You suck man!!!'

"Oh, simple and clean naming. It is a cow, so then Ushio. Makes sense" smiled Hiroki.

M77 licked R34- Ushio- Homo Sama. But M77 was experienced cow. It knew that its calf, R34 is going away right away. They are going to milk it for hours.

'Mom!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!' Homo Sama cried for his mother that going away, even if it is just a cow. Homo Sama saw the cruel world of the meat industry. He saw many kids taken from their mothers, used as slaves for meat, and then killed when they are not needed anymore. It was not that different from what he did with Vigoria in Renpuar. 15 months passed, as he grew to an adult cow. During that time, M77 was turned into a nice hamburger.

"Isn't it the time?" asked Hiroki. "We can impregnate R34"

"Yeah, it is the time. Prepare the machines" said Akira.

"Wait?! Machines? What do you mean?!" asked Yuuichi.

"Huh?! Didn't you learn anything in the last year? We are going to artificially inseminate it."

"Won't you give her a husband?! At least with sex?! Ushio needs a husband!!!!"

'That kid is insane…. '

"Yuuichi!!! R34 is a fucking meat!!! It doesn't need a husband!" Akira got crazy over that kid's stupidity.

"Give her a nice bull!!!!! Ushio is my cow!!!"

'Oh god… what is that kid is thinking… ?'

"Akira-san, Yuuichi-kun is right. R34 is his cow"

"We'll lose money for bringing a giant bull just to breed with that shit!!!"

"What about your promise to Kamiya-san?"

And so, Akira was blackmailed again by the dead Kamiya. He lost money and brought the best bull he could find. It was the first time that Homo Sama was fucked by an animal. It was also the first time he was pregnant. After nine months, he finally gave birth to a newborn calf that was taken right away. Now it was the time for milking Homo Sama to death. At least three times each day and almost all day. It was very similar to what he did to his slaves such as Gon.

 

One night Akira heard a weird noise that came from the stables. "Honey, go check it…" said his wife. "It could be burglars…"

Akira took his gun in order to kill. If those are burglars then it an easy task, but if those are bears, his worst nightmares will hunt him. He checked the cowsheds, no bears in sight. However, the lights were on. "If there is someone here I'm going to shoot! Show yourself, killer! I won't hesitate!"

"No, no Akira-San! Wait, it is me!" stood up a boy from R34's cage.

"Yuuichi! What the hell are you doing here?! It is fucking three in the morning!"

"Oh, I came to drink my wife's milk!"

"Who? I don't remember that you married someone… "

"I mean Ushio!"

"Ushio? Who is that…? wait, you are in R34's cage! Get of here you idiot!" he raged at him. "God dammit… Kamiya-san… you left a troublesome death wish…"

Homo Sama was terrified of that kid. He is insane rapist. That's what all of his own victims felt about him?! No, no way! He is different. His own acts are justifiable. Love between men is okay! But that kid is insane zoophile. Homo at this point wanted to die. It was difficult enough to make his revenge in Elishah's body. As a cow?! It is impossible! He must wait for his next reincarnation! The depression made he refuse to eat, and could not reproduce enough milk.

"R34 doesn't produce enough milk..." sighed Hiroki "We are losing money on it each day."

"No choice then, we'll have to butcher it" said Akira.

"Won't you give it another chance? That kid will be sad."

"No. We gave it enough chances. It has been already four months since it stopped doing its job properly…"

"Yeah… but that promise to Kamiya-San… are you going to break it?"

"What?!!! Are you going to kill Ushio?!" Yuuichi heard their conversation.

"Yuuichi, it is the time to part away." Said Akira.

"No! I won't let you!!! She is best friend! She is my wife!"

'… who the hell is your wife dammit?!!!! Stupid kid!!! Just kill me already!!!'

"What do you mean by 'she'?! R34 is fucking 'it'! It is no human!!!!" Akira reached his breaking point. "We are going to kill it!"

"If you'll kill her you'll have to kill me first!!!"

"Fine, so be it!" Akira drew his gun and aimed. "I had enough of the promise to Kamiya-san! It ruined my fucking life!!! Die!!!" he shot at the kid.

"No!!! Yuuichi-kun!" Hiroki pushed him away, received the shot and was killed.

"You are next!" Akira got crazy and killed Yuuichi as well. He shot everywhere and killed dozens of cows. Homo Sama was one of those cows and thanked him in his thoughts. However, the shots were heard, caused the neighborhood to call the police. They arrested Akira right away after they saw Hiroki's and Yuuichi's dead bodies. He was sentenced to a death row. With no one to manage the cowshed, Kamiya's over thirty years business went bankrupt, all thanks to a zoophile kid…     

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