Sunday, June 5, 2022

Reincarnation Sama no Daibouken Chapter 5- Shikseh!!!

 

This is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner. 

This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no Daibouken".

"Elishah, wake up! Wake up Elishah!"

"Who is Elishah?"

"You are!!! Did you forget your name?!"

Homo Sama woke up. He was at a place with sits with a desk to each one. All the people there were men, all of them had something called "peot"; side hair that grows near the ear. Some of those peot were curly, some were long, and the weird ones had peot that looks like balls hair. They also were wearing on their heads something called "kippah". All of those people were reading a massive book that tells the story of insane mad god, with no logic behind his thoughts that promises a certain ethnic group that they are the "chosen ones" and despite that through the history they were murdered like flies. "Chosen ones" my ass.

"Wait, I'm Elishah?" asked Homo Sama.

"Yes you are!!! Stop being a clown and listen to the lecture!!!" scolded him the prime rabbi of the synagogue.

'So now I was born into a person that already exists. Thank god! Now I don't have to relive a life of a child. This is sure saves time. Hikaru!!! I'm on my way!!!'

The prime rabbi talked about how great was the god for the Jewish people. How he always cared about them. Well except the time that he forced Abraham to cut his dick… and the time that he forced him to butcher his son… and the time he burned a poor bush just to show off his magic to Moses… and the time that… there are too many… what a great god!

Homo Sama went to the toilets after the lecture has ended. He looked at his dick "Wha- what's wrong we that dick?!!!!!"

"Elishah did you get mad?!" said a Jewish believer named Jacob. "Your dick is fine! I know because I was at your circumcision!"

"What is circumcision…. ? Never heard about that… "

"Your parents really are sibling, aren't they…?" sighed Jacob. "This is the act that we are the Jewish people cut our dick at eight days after birth to show our unity with god…"

Homo tried to recall all the dicks he saw in his life… Gon had one of those weird dicks, Nathan as well and maybe Kaisa too. Zubi didn't have a dick like that. He wondered if Hikaru had a dick like that. No! No thinking about that asshole that killed him fucking twice!

Homo continued to listen to the boring lecture about the bible. At last, it was finally over! But, now that he is already established person with a past behind him he must learn more about that Elishah. He searched his bag. He found his identity document. Hmm… let's see. First name: Elishah. Surname: Neumann. His age is 22 years old. Does that useless shit even work? He was in that synagogue all fucking day! He was born at the city "Sons of Thunder" in Canada. Father name: Eliahu. Mother name: Miriyam.

"Wait… How Am I fucking going to know where I live?!!!!" Homo realized that he'll have to stay the night in the streets like a homeless. He waited two hours, and then he saw a sexy woman with a cleavage. She looked like an outsider. No women in Sons of Thunder dress like that. All of them live by the morality of showing as less skin as possible.

"Shikseh!!!!!" called one orthodox.

"Shiksehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" joined him some, then eventually hundreds. "Get back to Vivalet!!!!"

"Get outside of our city you whore!!!!"

Homo will later learn that "Shikseh" is the word that Elishah's buddies call for a woman that goes against god's laws.

"Shikseh!!!!!!!!!!". The woman ignored them until a nice lady told her that it better if she's will go away. It could be dangerous for her.

"Elishah!" the nice lady turned her attention to him. "What are you doing here? Your mother is worried since you are not at home yet"

"Em… I kinda forgot the way home… "

"Oh come on… I'll take you there" she said. "Is everything alright with your disease?"

So looks like that Elishah is sick, maybe for years. "It is alright" said Homo Sama.

 

Homo arrived at Elishah's home. It was a small house; one living room and two bedrooms. The living room had no television, only two armchairs. One of the bedrooms had only one bed. The second bedroom was small, yet had three beds in it. Homo assumed that Elishah's family was poor.

"Elishah!!!! You piece of dog shit!" called his mother. "What's wrong with you?! I've heard how you behaved today. And somehow you forgot how to get home?!"

"Mom! I'm hungry!" complained one of Elishah's younger brothers.

"The food is almost ready!" she smiled.

"Mom, when Elishah's is going to get married? He is very old and still don't have a wife yet!" said the second young brother.

"Your dog shit brother can't find a wife now. What do you think a wife cares about? Simple! Only a man that studies the Torah every day, takes the country's money and not working at all! That's all a wife should care about! But Elishah can't do it at all!"

No mom… this is the worst thing that a wife should care about when choosing a husband…

Homo had difficulty to restrain himself. He can't show his true personality now. If he did then it may be discovered that the real Elishah is gone. He realized that his revenge for Hikaru will have to wait. He is no way of getting out Canada without money. He must build himself as a great rabbi, getting some cash, and then start the revenge.

"Fine! Mom, I'll study harder tomorrow, I promise!" promised Homo Sama. "But before that, let me help you with making the dinner."

"Mom I hate Elishah's cooking" said one of the younger brothers. "Eating a ham is much better than eating Elishah's shitty food"

The mom threw a vase on the poor kid. "Don't even dare to joke about that!!! Eating a ham is a crime worse than eating Elishah's food!!!"

Homo felt pity for the real Elishah. This poor man suffers every day from his mom and brothers.

"Although… I agree" the mom continued the smear campaign. "Your father is lucky to pass away before he had the chance to eat Elishah's food."

Yep, that poor man…

 

Elishah went to sleep in the small room with his brothers. At the morning, he woke up and went to the synagogue. He sat down on his chair, and listened to the lecture.

"Men! Tomorrow we have a mission!" announced the prime rabbi. "We have a trip to Vivalet!!!"

"Isn't that city is the place for all filth of the world? Those gays, lesbian, feminist, hipsters, and those who kiss their dog?!" asked one believer.

"This is exactly why we are going there! To clean all the scam of the world! Vivalet is the perfect place to start! We'll meet at Dizzymaze mall, at a store called "I want to suck to Yahoveh". After our mission, we'll return here!"

"Yeah!!!! Let's clean the filth!!!"

 

Tomorrow has arrived. Homo Sama went along with Jacob to the bus station at six AM. The bus arrived fifteen minutes later. They will have to change two more busses, and then they should arrive at Dizzymaze at around 9 AM. As they went in, the trip looked normal. All of the people looked similar to them. The people changed in the second bus. The looked weirder and weirder with each bus stop. People with blue hair entered the bus, and super-hot guys with pink singlet. Now the two orthodox looked like if they are the outsiders. It was like going into foreign country. 

"Elishah…. Who are those weird people…? I'm afraid…" said Jacob.

For Homo Sama however, it was like eating a lunch. It was the most normal it can ever be. They finally arrived at Dizzymaze. The mall looked very similar to erected dick. Homo was sure it was designed like that on purpose. As they entered the mall, Jacob was at his breaking point. He wanted to puke. "I'm going to the toilet a bit…"

Jacob didn't return. After 10 minutes he found him fainted on the floor. Two gays fucked in the toilets. "Oh are you his friend?" one of the asked. "I'm sorry; he fainted as soon he saw us. But can you blame us?! It is normal to do this on Vivalet!"

"Or… I can join you for another round!" said Homo Sama.

"Wow! See, I told you! I knew that all of the orthodox are gays!" The two gays and Homo Sama fucked for another ten minutes.  

"By the way. Can you show me where is this store: "I want to suck to Yahoveh"?"  asked Homo Sama.

"Oh it easy. It is on this floor. Just go in a straight line, then turn right, and you are there."

 

After Jacob woke up, they went toward the store. They turned right, and entered a store. They found themselves on the top of the building.

"WAT DA FUCK?! It doesn't make any sense!" said Jacob. "Let's return from where we came from". They went of the store. They found themselves inside a kitchen of the fast food burger.

"Get out!!!! How the hell did you get here?!!!!" called the cook.

They went for 90 minutes and lost their way. In the way they saw a store that attracted their interest. "Elishah! What is this?!! This… giant pole!"

"Oh it is a dildo!"

"What it helps for?"

"You put it in your ass."

"Disgusting!"…. "Can we try it? We are late anyway…". Jacob was never the same person after he did this.

Finally, at 11 AM they arrived at the store. "Sorry we are late" said Jacob.

"You are actually quite early. The others haven't arrived yet" said the prime rabbi.

"You told us to get here at 9. We are two hours late."

"Oh yeah, I told everyone the wrong time because I assumed that you will have trouble finding the place. We actually have to start at 1 PM."

"What's wrong with that place… it is impossible to find where to go… it doesn't make any sense at all."

"Oh-oh! There a story about that. The architect of this place was having a stroke while he designed it. But, since he was a terrible dictator, nobody was brave enough to tell him that. They were afraid that he'll kill them. Thus this place was created."

Ten minutes later all of the others came in.

"Oh? How did you find the place so early?" the rabbi asked.

"Simple!" answered one of them. "The key is going to places that there are not gays and weirdoes in them."

"Alright, since everyone is here let's start!" the rabbi took out megaphones, and clubs. "Your mission is simple! Half of you will shout "Shikseh!!!" to all of those slutty women that ignores god's will to hide every bit of skin possible. The other will finds the gays and hit them."

And so they did. Army of orthodox roared the word "Shikseh!!!!!!!!" with not any sense. The others went to annoy some gays.

"Homo Sama is with us!!!!" called one of the gays. "He will destroy those homophobes!!!". Little they knew that Homo Sama had to betray his believers just to blend in with the orthodoxies.

 

After the day ended, it was count as a "success". What success? Probably that they will be hated or something. They returned to the synagogue and had the prayer until Friday at 7 PM. Indeed, Shabat has come in. "I'm going home" said one believer.

"Oh, see you tomorrow at the morning!" said the rabbi.

The believer had trouble opening the door. "My rabbi, did you lock the door? It won't open up!"

"No I didn't."

The man saw a paper beneath the door, written with the words "we locked you inside as a revenge for hunting us. The believers of Homo Sama"

"Fuck! We are locked in! Damn those gays!"

"Oh there is no problem, my wife has a spare key, I'll call her to release us" said one.

"Are you insane?!" roared the prime rabbi "It is Shabat! We can't call her! No choice, we'll have to wait until Shabat is over. Don't worry; there is enough food on the fridge for all of us until tomorrow's evening."

And so, Shabat is over. "Someone, call your family to release us" said the rabbi.

"Sorry I have no battery" said one.

"Me too."

"Yeah, mine is dead…"

"None of you have a battery?!" raged the rabbi. "You idiots! You had to turn off your phone beforehand!"

"It was Shabat! We couldn't!"

"Fuck!!!! We are locked here forever!"

A week passed. The men tried to survive. But nobody came to help. They starved, almost to death with no food.

"Need… something to eat…." Jacob was on exhaustion.

"There is food!" said Homo Sama.

"There is?! Elishah! Give it to me!" said the prime rabbi.

"Yes. Only we have to do is to suck to each other. The human sperm is very nutritious."

"Are you crazy?! This is against god's will! We'll be no different than those filthy gays!" the rabbi got crazy.

I allow it, don't worry.

"But my rabbi! You always said that "Mental supervision rejects Shabbat". What time if it isn't now?!" said one.

"Alright! You are right! No choice then! God will forgive us!" said the rabbi.

And so, they sucked to each other super super hard! Eventually they got super horny and turned it to mass anal orgy. The intensity of the sex broke the door, but they realized it only 7 hours later because they had too much fun. Homo Sama died in the process. Yes, the real Elishah was already dead because of his illness. Homo was born into a dead body that will very short time before it will kill himself too.

"Elishahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

 

The day later it was Elishah's funeral. All of the orthodoxies came in, as well as the gays from Vivalet. They cried over the hero that saved them from starvation. The rabbi prayed for his best in heaven. "Listen, thanks to Elishah we are alive… "

"I'm sorry…" said of the Vivalet gays "It was just a prank! We didn't think he will die!"

"Listen, Elishah gave us this way of life" said the rabbi. "I'm also now sexually attracted to all of you guys…. Therefore, from today on, we'll suck a dick every day…"                         

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