This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
"Hahaha!!! This is so much fun to
play this roulette game, Loki!"
"Horus, you are right! I wonder
what will be his next reincarnation?! Roll the roulette!"
"Horus! Loki! What the fuck are
you doing?!!!" I finally noticed their doings. "First Anna Sete, then
Elishah, and then a fucking cow! Stop playing this stupid game on my boy's
life!!!!"
"Yahoveh, it is your fault of
fooling us for two million years!" said Loki. "Homo-Sama's life is in
our hands now!"
"Wait, Loki. Let's give Yahoveh
another chance. I'm fine with him choosing the next reincarnation of Homo Sama.
It could be actually way funny." said Horus.
"Yahoveh. You got one chance.
Choose well his next reincarnation" said Loki.
"First to Fuck" was garish
as usual. It was a city similar to Vivalet at its style. Which means: the gays
loved that city. It was only a fifteen minutes' drive from Vivalet. Two gays
had a live sex at "What is Inside Me?!" square. That square was famous
for its shining theater. However, the gays never cared. Live sex shows at
"What's is Inside me?" were usual and a common practice for gays at
"First to Fuck". Gays did that out of enjoyment of course. But they
had to do this to pay their bill for rent which was expensive as hell. The
common person had almost always to rent their property along with someone. Most
of them didn't know enough people to rent and pay the bill. The common act was
going to a bar, meeting someone sexy that probably put the infamous "rape
drug" in your drink and then find yourself waking up in a love hotel with
a sticky liquid all over your body. Then what will you do? Call that sexy
rapist and ask him to rent with you something. And yes, "something",
not a house, or even an apartment in the 100th floor with no
elevator. Don't even try! The common person had enough money to rent only a
trash can along with those fifty rapists that had gang bang on their body. This
was the way of "First to Fuck"; looking cool and stylish from the
outside, but never having money even for a chewing gum.
"Is that him?!" asked one
person.
"No way it's him! He is supposed
to be dead!"
"But he looks very
similar!"
"Don't be a fool! He was
murdered twenty years ago! I'll never forgive that killer!"
"Yeah that killer! Thinks just
because he was his husband it is fair to kill the saint of the world!"
"Want to ask him if that's him
just to make sure?" the two guys went toward the person they were talking
about.
'What those guys want from me? By the
way… I don't know what my identity is now…'
"Excuse me?" asked one of
the guys. "Are you Homo Sama? I mean… you look very similar…"
"No, I'm not" answered Homo
Sama. "You had a mistake."
"Oh sorry. I've thought it is
you." Said the second guy and went away with his friend.
'Weird… how do they know that I'm
Homo Sama…?' Homo decided to search in his pockets if there a phone that he can
look at himself. He found one. He turned on the camera to look at himself.
"Impossible!!!!". When he looked at himself he had spiky orange hair,
two lines that goes from the eyes to the chin, he wore a headband, and of
course- the M tattoo on his forehead. This is the body of Raven Hulk!
He felt hungry. He searched in his
pockets for money. He has the money for a fine meal. He searched for a restaurant
after a short walk in the streets and found one. He sat on the chair and called
a waiter.
"What would you like to eat,
sir?" asked the sexy waiter.
"Mmm…. I don't know. Is there
something you recommend? I was eating shitty grass for two fucking years…"
answered Homo Sama.
"So I'll ask you a question, are
you a gay?"
"Oh? You want to have hot sex
with me right now?" Homo took off his shirt.
"No no, I ask that regarding
your meal order." said the waiter. Homo was of course disappointed. The
last time he had sex was with the orthodoxies. He didn't count the sex with
that bull…
"As you can see, I'm gay."
"Then I'll order for you a
mushroom pie. You'll sure love it!". After a wait of ten minutes the
waiter retuned with the dish. "Bon appétit!"
"How this meal relates to the
fact that I'm a gay?"
"You are a gay and don't know?!
You must be a low tier gay!". Homo was never more humiliated ever in his
life before to what the waiter just said to him. "Then I'll explain!
Mushrooms looks like dicks! That's it!" Homo ate his meal which wasn't as
good as he wished, but still fine.
"I'm breaking up with
you!!!!!!" erupted a gay on his partner from the next table.
"What?! Honey?! No! Let's talk
about it!" said his partner that didn't want to be thrown away like a
metal can into a paper can. What kinds of assholes do that?! You have to
recycle and protect my earth dammit!
"Huh?! There is nothing to talk
about! When gays want to talk about something they mean that they want sex. But
you don't want to do it with me!!!"
"But I want!!! I love you more
than anything!"
"Yeah! You want! But you want to
be the one that fucks! I refuse get fucked by you! We decided that I'm the
"giving" one and you are the "receiving" one! I'm the alpha
male, not you!"
"I… I…" the gay started
crying as his partner left him. Homo couldn't ignore that. When there is a gay
that needs help, he will help him. Well… most of the time he wouldn't help
because he'll want to fuck him by himself, but you get the point!
Homo approached him and said:
"Don't cry. He is not worth it. You can find many gays better than
him."
"But he is the only one that I
love!"
"What's your name?"
"Ma- Matthew…" the gay couldn't
stop his tears pouring.
"You want to be the one that
fucks?"
"Yes…"
"Let's go to the toilets then.
I'm usually similar to you. I like to fuck to. But if my partner will wish to
be the one on the top, I'll give it to him". They fucked in the toilets
for one hour. Homo threw up the pie. Never have sex after food kids!
"Wow! Thanks! You helped me. As
a reward I'll take you home."
"Yeah… I don't know even where
we are."
"You are weird one. We are in
"First to Fuck", it is very close to Vivalet, you must have heard
about Vivalet at least."
"Vivalet?! Listen; take me to
'Sons of Thunder'. I have friends there that can help me!" Homo had a
spark that can help him with his plan.
"Are you insane?! That place is
full of homophobes! They'll kill you right away!"
"I'm still willing to take the
risk!" Homo built his plan on the slight chance that the orthodoxies
remember him.
Matthew and Homo reached Son of
Thunder after an hour of driving. Matthew took him to the synagogue. "You
can come with me. You'll find a boyfriend today." said Homo Sama.
Homo knocked the door that looked
pretty new. Of course it was. They fucking broke the door during the sex two
years ago… The door was locked. Homo continued knocking it until someone opened
the door for him. Jacob opened the door, but only slightly. "What is it?!
We are in the middle of the gang ba- I mean that we study of the Torah!!!"
"Jacob, it is me.
Remember?" said Homo Sama.
"Elishah…?" Jacob was
shocked to see his friend that was like a little brother to him. "No! It
is impossible! You are dead! And you look totally different." Homo smiled
and Jacob was certain- He is Elishah. "Everyone!!!!" he called with
joy. "It is Elishah!!! He is alive!!!"
"What?! Elishah?!!!" came
out the prime rabbi. "He looks totally different!" when he looked at
Homo Sama.
"It is Elishah! I'm sure!"
tried Jacob to convince him.
"Then if he is, then he must
have a very specific taste to his sperm!" the rabbi stripped his pants. He
sucked super hard for two minutes. "It is Elishah!!!!!!!" he
announced with joy. "But your dick is weird. Anyway it does not matter!
Come with me!"
"Can you look after my friend,
Matthew? His boyfriend just broke up with him." Asked Homo Sama.
"Of course! But did he have circumcision?
He doesn't look like a Jewish"
"I'm not. What is a
circumcision?"
"Then we'll do it for you right
away. So you can become a pure Jewish and one of people of god!"….. The
act has failed; they cut his entire dick and not just the skin, leaving him the
option only to be the one that get fucked. At least he can return to his
boyfriend.
Homo told the rabbi that he has
something to confess in front of all the believers. And so he did. "Listen
guys… I must tell you something. I'm not Elishah!"
"What?! Of course you are!"
said Jacob. "If you are not him, then where is he?!"
"Dead, probably; I was born into
the body of the dead Elishah. He probably just died a week before I died at the
orgy."
"Then who are you?" asked
the rabbi.
"I'm…. "
"Wait! I know!" said one
other believer. "You are Homo Sama! That M tattoo, you orange hair, the
two lines from the eyes to the chin, it is you!"
"Homo Sama?!" the rabbi was
surprised. "Isn't he the hero and saint who saved gays in Renpuar twenty
years ago?!"
Homo ignored that they are mistaken
about the actual facts; it was to his benefits anyway. "Yes, I'm him.
However…"
"You died, right?" asked
the Knowledgeable believer.
"Indeed! Someone evil named
Hikaru Kuresetto killed me! He was a homophobe" Homo continued with the
lies. "He wanted that when I'll die he'll become the hero of Renpuar. And
he succeeded, not just once. Twice! I must take revenge on him!!!"
"That monster! How dare he kill
you! What you want us to do, my lord?!" asked the rabbi.
"I need your help. Join me, and
let's kill him. Together!"
"Listen!" called the rabbi.
"That's the plan! We have to recruit allies! The best way to do it is with
our trick, the "pride parade"! Then, with enough allies we'll go to
Renpuar and kill Hikaru!"
"But my rabbi; we barely got any
new allies in the last expeditions."
"That's because of my
mistake." said the rabbi. "Up until now we did it in places full of
gays such as 'First to Fuck' and 'Vivalet'. I realized my mistake; the key is
going to places with gays that are still at the closet."
"Oh, it seems you know pretty
well." Homo Sama was impressed by him. "So, where are we going?"
"To the holy city, 'They Shot in
the Margins'! The best place to do it!".
Two days later they took all the
equipment they need, and loaded them on three pink trucks. They started the
beautiful acts in the main street of the holy city. All of the people there
were very similar looking at their dressing to the people of Son of Thunder.
But all of the gay orthodoxies knew that they can turn gay enough people even
they THINK that they are straight. Homo knew that you can turn anyone to gay
with enough passion. The acts were inspirational. The believer did sort of act
in their parade. While they are on the top of moving trucks they had live sex. They
whipped their buddies' asses, some other cosplayed as dicks, and others sang
out loud for their new god, Homo Sama.
"Mother Fuckers!!!!" shot
one homophobe from his balcony in the air as a warning shot "Get back to
Vivalet!!!!". They ignored him, so he shot a second time at Homo Sama.
Homo Sama saw the shot and used Matthew as a human shield and killed him.
"Matthew!!!! No!!!!" cried
Jacob.
"Leave him! What's good a gay
without a dick?! He is worth nothing anyway!!!!" laughed Homo Sama.
"Like the hell I'll let you ruin
our city!" the homophobe went inside his house. The parade ended with no casualties
(We don't count Matthew; because as we said, a gay without a dick worth
nothing). Homo gained for himself around forty new believers who fell in love
him, and stopped their disgusting ways of straights. Homo's army went with him
to the airport to take a straight (ignore that disgusting word) flight to Renpuar.
"Wow I've never been outside of
Canada" said the rabbi.
"Be careful" said Homo Sama
"There are barely any men that can help us in Renpuar. It is just the one
hundred of us."
"What happened to all the
men?"
"Hikaru, that monster, he killed
them! He wanted to have a country of women for himself!"
"And you won't see that by yourself!!!"
stabbed Homo Sama in the nape a one of the new soldiers.
"He is a spy!!!! Kill him!!!!"
shouted the rabbi. However, it was already too late; Homo Sama already passed
away… again…
