This Story is stupid, made for fun,
and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.
This chapter is heavily based on
Tsach's "Hayashvanim" story. Some sections will be translated
directly from Hebrew to English.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
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| The new arc's artwork |
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"Gon, it is the time" said
smoothly Homo Sama while licking his mouth "Get inside this refrigerator".
"Homo Sama! For the last ten
years all we did is to have sex! I want to know the skill, please?!" Gon
dropped a tear. "When will you teach me that?!"
"This is the part we start. Your
body needed ten years to be prepared for it" promised Homo Sama. "The
refrigerator is the next step in your learning"
Homo tucked his pants, showing his giant
weapon. "Gon, now it is your turn".
Gon almost froze to death in this
cooling machine while being naked. He suffered, but that's nothing. He couldn't
stop now. Otherwise those ten years would have meant nothing. Ten years, that
he didn't get Yotam's rectum.
"Gon, how about you'll break with up
with Yotam?!" laughed Homo Sama.
"I can't!"
"Is that something you mortals
call 'love'?" Homo spitted on him. "That's so lame, we are better
than this! I have many better men for you this than that useless shit! How many do
you wish for?! 10? 50? Maybe 1000??! I can give you how many you wish
for!"
Gon stayed silent. He just wanted
this nightmare to be over.
"Gon, I can make you my man!
Let's marry! Hahahaha!"
In the ten years that passed Renpuar
changed drastically. Gay marriage was allowed only three months after Vigoria
took the reign. However, another law was made- the women must stay at home. If
they needed to go to any place, they must to order a ticket prior to that by
phone, or the internet. Then, to each place the women can be only 30% out of
all the people at that place, unless it the place is a personal house. At
personal houses there is no limitation to the number of women at this place. Nobody
knew what was the purpose of this new law, no one, except Homo Sama. But the
weirdest thing that happened in those ten years, that the ratio of men to women
in Renpuar changed from 49% men/ 51% women to 18% men/ 82% women.
Yotam sat on his and Gon's marriage
bed in their lovely apartment without doing anything. He looked at the album of
their marriage when Gon carried him in his bulky arms while Yotam wore a snowy
white dress. Do all gays do this? I guess it is only Yotam. If one was to ask
about Gon's and Yotam relationship, then Gon was the Seme and Yotam was the
Uke. Did you understand what I said? If so, good for, you are BL master!
Anyway, their honeymoon was the best time his life. While they banged anywhere-
At the beach of Normandy while cumming on dead bodies of some Nazis, and at
Italy and made Pisa Tower finally fall down with the intensity of their sex.
Who was the idiot that built Pisa so bad?! And who was the idiot that thought that a geometrical failure was a good idea for a tourist attraction?! All those
memories were long gone. As if they were part of some other one's life, from a
dream of some other people that they are not them. His loneliness grew bigger
and bigger, he missed Gon. He'll come back home every day, after the sunset
showing the dark night and the ugly moon. The moon, while seen beautiful for
most people, was the most hated thing in the world for Yotam. It is the moon
that shows the time that Gon is with him and apart from him at the same time. Sleeping
beside him, with his long sexy hair, and the butt that may looked like it wants
some fingers inside, but reality, that butt was unbreakable like a diamond. Yotam
put down the album, and started preparing the dinner.
Yotam took nine tomatoes, grinded
them, and broke three eggs. He mixed them together along with some spices and
grinded peppers in a way that makes no sense at all, and put them on the stove
top. It wonder how the hell someone may think this is a fine meal. By the way, this
nonsense is called shakshouka. He made them along with some cheeses that he
bought in the morning, and a salad of cucumbers. However, as usual, there was
no sign for Gon. He ate some of the food, and fell asleep with tears in front
of the TV. Gon will come home later, but not come on his face, like every night
in the last ten years.
Yotam woke up from a rattle that came
from the kitchen. He saw Gon takes some shakshouka to his plate.
Yotam was thinking it may be good
idea to try having sex in kitchen. "What's the time?" he asked
sleepy.
"Midnight" said Gon while
swallows a white cheese. The cheese reminded Yotam the cum that Gon used to
swallow years ago. "Why did you fell asleep here and didn't go to
bed?" asked Gon.
"I was hoping that you'll come
back home earlier today, and maybe we will talk a bit " answered Yotam.
'Maybe even to kiss and fuck' he was thinking to himself.
"Hmm…. "
"I knew I was wrong!" Yotam
got upset.
"Well excuse me that someone has
to work in this house! Someone needs to support us!"
"Someone needs to wash your
dirty underwear! I'm not complaining, but that doesn't mean you have to treat
me like a bitch!"
"Stop crying and thinking the
world is only about you! I have a career!"
"Oh?! And what our lord does?! A
CEO?! The inventor of next atomic bomb?!" Yotam whistled sarcastically.
Gon's glare froze. "If you care
about me then you have known that I'm manager at Animal-Renpuar.Com!"
"So there you go every day to a
café and bangs some animals?! You fell that low!"
"From you!" Gon pointed his
finger at Yotam "I wasn't expecting such a treatment! I was thinking that
you love me and care about me!"
"Yeah?! But what about my
needs?! Do you how long it was since you banged me?! Fucking shit! Why did I
marry you at all?!"
"There are some things that way
important than sex" said Gon silently.
"You fucking go and bang some
cats all day! That's what YOU said"
"I'm not, dammit!"
"Asshole!"
"God dammit Yotam, I won't get
into this stupid argument!"
"You won't get into my body
either!"
"Will you stop making those
stupid gay puns?! I was thinking you are deeper than this!"
"Deep like the rectum of the
squirrel that you banged at your job!"
"I can't deal with you anymore!"
Shouted Gon and run into the front door.
"Where are you going?!"
"Anywhere without you!" Gon
slammed the door and went outside.
Yotam fell from the stress, started
crying, waiting for Gon to back home. Realizing for today, he fucked up, and Gon
won't come back home again unless he'll do something.
In the next morning Homo-Sama and Gon
banged again. "You see, Gon?" Homo spanked Gon. "This is the
real life. You don't need anything but sex!"
"Yes… Master… I'll work
hard…" Gon tried to hide his pain. He just waited for the misery to end.
"Good! Now we have more five
hour of training, don't break on me!"
"Yes… my lord… "
Zubi was looking at them for the past
ten years. But it looked fishy for obvious reasons. What about Vigoria's goals?
In the past ten years all Homo- Sama did is to bang random guys. He decided to
talk to him. "Master, I want to discuss with you about something"
"Zubi! Don't you see I'm
busy?!"
"It is important! I must talk
you about it right now!"
"Fine… Gon needs rest anyway.
Gon, you better thank for Zubi, he saved you from breaking" said Homo-Sama
with his evil smile.
Gon went to the toilets to rest a
bit. He felt a bit unpleasant feeling in his throat. A moment later he vomited
a bit of blood. "What… What is this…? "
"Master Homo Sama!" talked
Zubi to him. "In the last ten years all you did is to bang some guys! What
happened to your goals?! I was fine with arresting some sexy guys because I was
thinking it is the best for Vigoria's future!"
"Goals?, Vigoria's future? What
are you talking about?" Homo asked sarcastically.
"Didn't you want to help all the
gays?! When did you change?! Why?!"
"When? I never changed"
"What do you mean?! You
obviously weren't like this before! You wanted to help the LGBT
community!"
Homo Sama rolled his eyes back and
started burst out loud laughing insanely. "I can't believe you fell for
it! Vigoria's goal was never to help the LGBT community! I never cared for
that! Its only goal was for giving me the best asses in the world!"
Zubi realized those 11 years with
Homo Sama were a scam! A lie that Homo Sama created. "Wait, did you…?!
Rikka…?!"
"I killed him only to get you as
a slave. You did great job and blowjobs for me in the last 11 years,
Zubi!"
Zubi started raging; his whole world
fell upon him. "I spent my whole life on you! I needed to wait only six
years for Rikka, but you ruined it!" Zubi summoned a giant butterfly with
his butterfly skilled that he didn't use all those years. "Die!"
Homo clicked his fingers. Zubi
vomited mass amount of blood. "What's… going… on…?" he said almost
fainting.
"Oh didn't you know? I can
choose the time that the Aids will take effect by clicking my fingers?"
smiled Homo. "I only need to wait a week after the sex for it to take its
effect. You did a great job for me, but I guess that I don't need you anymore.
The rebels will die!"
Zubi died an hour later. His death
was shown to all Homo's other slaves as an example for what happens to rebels.
After the terrible night that he and
Gon had, Yotam wanted to make up with Gon. At 1:15 PM he phoned him.
"Honey, I want to make up, where are you? The anus bond is stronger than
anything. Right?"
"I'm working" answered Gon.
Yotam listened to the background
sound from Gon's phone. He was afraid he was cheating on him. But indeed, there
was nothing wrong. There was a sound of customers eating toasts, and he heard
Gon's fingers clicks on the laptop. "Honey, I'm sorry, I have to cut
off" said Gon. "Someone is ordering an Elephant named Constantine to
his house. Bye, kissing"
"Sucking honey"
"Even better"
Yotam wanted to surprise Gon. He took
from the shelf two bottles of Champagne. But then realized it would be better
if he'll take vodka instead. Now this is much better to bring for your husband
as gift. They are going to lock the door of the office and bang while they are
drunk to death. That will be so much fun.
A half hour later he arrived at the
café. He searched for Gon, but couldn't find him. But he did see his laptop.
Yes, Gon isn't lying, he is indeed here.
"Can I help?" asked a
handsome waiter.
"No, it is fine. I'm waiting for
my husband, Gon"
"Oh, so you are Homo-Sama?"
Yotam was confused. The handsome
waiter probably was drunk.
"Oh, I- I'm sorry sir! Can I
offer you something to eat?"
"Do you have donuts?".
Yotam loved donuts. It reminded him the anus, the thing he didn't see so long…
"Indeed we have them. Only 50
gold coins for a big one"
"Oh. I see that since Vigoria
took over the country the prices are much better. Great, I'll take one!"
"Oh, I'm sorry sir. We don't
sell them as singles. Only as a of boxes of 100 of them. 10,000 gold coins
please!"
"What the hell?! This is a scam!
How I'll give you 10,000 gold coins?!"
You can sell your kidney! If you'll
sell both of them you may enough for coffee too!" said the handsome
waiter. "Look at this guy!" he pointed at homeless man. "He sold
his wife and kids as slaves to Iraq just he can eat some pizza."
"I'm not even sorry
Rebecca!" smiled the homeless guy.
"God dammit! What is my husband
like about this swinish café?"
"It is because of the hot
waiters"
"Yeah you are not bad at all.
But sorry, I'm Gon's husband"
"If you are searching for Gon,
then he is at the toilets."
Yotam entered the toilets. He looked
at the cells. All of them were locked. As he wanted to make it a surprise for
Gon, he decided to check them one by one by kicking the door over them. At the
first one there was some weirdo that fucked his pillow of his favorite waifu.
"We have intimate time here! Get out!"
"Sorry… "
And the next one, there was a person
who was masturbating. "That's! That's not what you think! I'm doing it to
donate my sperm to the sperm bank."
"Sorry… have a nice day"
In the third one finally someone was
actually peeing. The only one left is the disabled toilet. There is no doubt,
Gon is here. But then Yotam realized about something fishy. The entrance to the
toilet cell is much wider than the entrance to the general toilets. No, no wheelchair
can enter the toilets…. Fucking Shit! The whole purpose of those toilets wasn't
for helping the disabled, but for wide space for sex. He opened the door as he knew
what's going on before that, but hoped to be wrong.
"Honeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!"
"Oh shit!!!" shouted Gon
and fell. On his legs there was a man, a man that his name is not Yotam. Yotam
couldn't bear the seeing. His vodka bottle fell and broke and shattered.
"Who are you?! Is your name is
Yotam too?" he asked just to make sure.
"No, I'm sorry" answered
the man.
