This story is stupid, made for fun,
and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.
This chapter is heavily based on
Tsach's "Hayashvanim" story. Some section will be translated directly
from Hebrew to English.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
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Due to the law in Renpuar, the
presidential election meant to be taken every 4 four years. With 10 years
Vigoria was at the reign, it was the third section of Vigoria ruling the
country. Homo used again and again the same trick- he raped and killed all the
people who opposed him. But then comes the question, why didn't the women try
to go to the election? Homo knew he can't harm women. Therefore he made another
law- women can't be part of any political party. With the women out of his way,
he could use the same trick over and over. You may think that the Renpuar
people would have tried to do something against this psychopath, but there
wasn't anything they could have done. Without any help from other countries,
Renpuar was doomed to death. Nobody helped Syria when Bashar al Assad killed
many innocent people, and nobody helped when Kim Jong-un did the same for North
Korea. Homo Sama was unstoppable; the only way of living was to live normally
and ignore the people who magically disappear every day.
Homo waited for his lunch. What will
he eat today? He wished for Gon's dick with a cream on it. His fantasies blew
his mind. "Homo Sama-Sama!" called the chef, Assaf, "here is
your lunch!". Homo looked at the bizarre thing which looked like a grains
of desert sand.
"What is it called?" Homo
asked.
"Couscous" replied Assaf. "It
comes from Mor-"
"Comes from your ass!" Homo
got upset and pushed Assaf's head to the bowl of the grains. "Do you think
I'll eat this?! In your worst dreams! Eat that yourself!". Assaf tried to
reply but he got suffocated and wasn't able to breath. Homo pulled Assaf's
head. "If you'll get wrong once more you'll die for sure! Now bring be
food that is not shit". Assaf rushed to the kitchen as if he was a bullied
wife.
You may be wondering what about Gon,
Yotam, and not Yotam that were at the toilets. Sadly, they didn't turn it into
gang bang. Yotam who was at the theater club used the skills he learned 10
years ago to make his expression the best he can for being shocked for the
unbelievable spectacle. He tried to speak, but couldn't. His tears poured as if
it was a normal rainy day at Brazil. He rushed to the door of the toilets.
"Yotam! Wait!" called Gon.
"I can explain! I just need to get off this naked man from me so I can
chase you! For some famous gay sake, get off, Jonathan!"
Yotam ignored him. He went out of the
toilets while all the diners and the sexy waiters look at the flood under their
legs. "God dammit! I bought this shoe yesterday! And now it got
ruined!" got mad someone who sold his son just to eat a toast at that
café'. Yotam felt Gon's bulky hand grab his arm. He tried to shake and get off
his hand from his arm, but failed. Of course he did, those are the bulky hands that
were strong enough to save him from falling to death years ago.
"Leave me alone Gon! I don't
want to see you ever again! You really hurt my feeling you swine!" cried
Yotam. He started crying without any control over himself. All those years of
loneliness finally broke the floodgate of the trapped sea of tears he blocked
all that time.
"But I can explain!"
"So explain!" cried Yotam.
All of the diners and workers looked at the crying gay, aside from one who went
to bring a mop to clean this flood.
Gon thought for a few seconds, tried
to find a thing to say, be realized that no word will be enough.
"You said that you can
explain!" roared the househusband who was left all those years just to
clean and making food for his working husband.
"That's what always needs to be
said! But you never get the chance to explain! I didn't plan it until the
end!"
"Who is he?!"
"Just someone I met today!
Jonathan! Does it really matter?!"
"So it was only once?!"
Yotam relaxed a bit.
"For today" Gon said
quietly.
"And in general?"
"Who counts??? Hahahaha!"
laughed Gon and rolled over the great joke. Oh come on, you had one job Gon,
one job…
The moment Gon said that, someone
entered the café "Yo what's up Yotam?" said the man who was Eliran.
"What's going on here?" he saw all the people looking at the scene.
Gon didn't even blink. In a flash he
shot five blue small photon beams at Eliran that pierced his body. You can
guess what his fate was.
"Eliran!!!!" screamed
Yotam. "Gon, what have you done?! You murdered someone! I don't care it
was Eliran, but why did you kill a person?!" of course you didn't care
it was Eliran. Nobody cares about his sad life that worth to life of a fly.
Yotam raged with his broken heart,
rushed with a focused punch to Gon's face. Gon dodged the hit, shot another
photon beam that killed the man who sold Rebecca for slavery. "Rebecca I'm
sorryyyyy" he said in his last words. Yotam then kicked one of the tables
to blow it to Gon's face, yet Gon saw it and pierced the table with another
photon beam and killed another man. The people in café were truly afraid for
their life and tried to run away, but then Gon shot the first man who tried.
"All of you, you watched this scene like I'm a joke! Now watch all of
that! Anyone who tries to escape will die!"
"Go- Gon?!! What's wrong with
you?!" asked Yotam filled with many emotions mixed of fear, hate, and
rage.
"That's who I'm. An insane murderer!"
"Then why did you save me when
we first met?!"
"Simple. I saw it beforehand. I
knew that I'll have someone who clean the house and makes food for me, and
gives me his nice rectum"
"But you didn't even do it with
me all those years!" he cried.
"Yeah, that's because I found
better rectums while you cleaned the house! Hahahaha!"
"Someone needs to stop this
madness!!" called someone from the crowd only to get shot by a Gon at the
moment he said that. "Who said that you can talk?!" asked Gon with no
intention for answer because that man was already dead.
"I was thinking that you are
different…" cried Yotam. "That you are special… that you care about
other things aside the anus"
"But there is none! I can't
leave you alive!"
"What?! Now you are going to
kill me too?" he feared for his life.
"I'm the one who saved you. Your
life belongs to me. It is only reasonable that I'll have the right to take them
at any moment" smiled Gon. "I don't need you anymore". Gon went
out the café and shot the building with giant beam which made the building
collapse, killing all the people at the place.
Gon then drove to Homo's place. He
knew he must get there before the police capture him. The police was part of
Homo's monopoly, but most of them didn't know about Gon. You can't expect them
to know about every mate Homo had, right? "I killed him!" announced
Gon to Homo Sama.
"Well done" praised Homo
Sama. "Now we can start our next plan. We are going to Russia, everyone!
Pack everything you need. It is going to be cold when we get there!"
Six hours later Yotam slowly started
to wake up. "Mom! He is waking up" said a seven years old girl that
sat near Yotam who lied down on a pink bed.
"I'm coming Sora, wait a
bit" said the mother.
"So you are Yotam" said
Sora. "Mom and dad were talking about you a lot. They said it is amazing
that despite you buried alive you don't have a single wound"
Yotam looked at his body. He was
surprised as well. "'Mom and dad'?" he asked. "Who are
you?"
"Long time no see, my
friend" said a man with a braid that almost reached his feet. "Yotam,
what happened?"
"Hikaru, and Mai?!" asked
Yotam and stood up. "Wait, Sora, are you their daughter?"
"Sure I'm!" said Sora.
Yotam was happy for Hikaru, Mai, and Sora as he saw a stable family of his
longtime friends. But he was sad at the same time, that his life is so fucked
up.
"Sora, go to your room. We need
to discuss with our friend" said Mai.
"But I want to see your
friend" whined Sora.
"Sora!"
"I'm going…" said Sora.
Despite being only seven, she knew that she mustn't listen to this
conservation.
Yotam explained the two what
happened. "So, what are you going to do?" Hikaru asked.
"I'm going to find Gon and beat
the crap out of him! But first I need to pay respect for all of those who died
today".
"But the way you are, you can't
beat him. Not even close" said Mai.
"So what should I do?! Train?!
"
"That's exactly what you should
do." said Hikaru. "Yotam, tomorrow at the morning, go to a certain
address I'll give you, to find your martial art tutor"
"I'll give you a drive to the
synagogue to pray for the dead" said Mai. Yotam went with her.
While Mai and Yotam were driving
Yotam started conservation. "Mai…" Yotam asked "Why do you think
that Gon betrayed me?" he asked sadly.
"Well, we didn't see you for ten
years, so I can't say for sure. But what I know from the Gon of the past that
he cares for you and everyone who is close to him."
"I don't know… he tried to kill
me… "
"Like I said, I don't know what
going on between you guys, but won't you try talk to him once more before
killing him?"
"Yeah. But enough of this
sadness! I'm so happy for you guys, to have such a family. How and when Hikaru
proposed to you?"
"It was actually the day we
became official couple."
"Wha- What??? That early?"
"Well, we basically were a
couple so many years before that without even knowing. So it was natural for
us" she blushed. "Yotam, you are the one who tied us. So take care of
yourself".
Yotam arrived at the synagogue and
went to pray for the dead with the rabbi in that place.
"Eliran, and everyone who died
this day, I wish that you'll find happiness in your next life… " prayed
Yotam.
"He was the best gay I ever seen…
" said the rabbi with sadness.
"What?"
"Oh nothing… " "So
Yotam, what are you going to do?" asked the rabbi.
"I'm going to find Gon and beat
the crap out of him!"
"Yeah and then give me his
ass!"
"What…"
"No- nothing". The rabbi
was almost exposed.
"I need to find Gon somehow… but
first I'll have to train. I can't sleep at that house, no anymore"
"So you can sleep here with
me" winked the rabbi. "Think about it! Now that you and Gon broke up
you can have any man you wish!"
"Wait… I wasn't thinking about
this at all" said Yotam in eureka moment. "Now I can do it with
everyone!"
"Do you want do it now with
me?" asked the rabbi, trying to seduce him.
"No. I'm going to talk to
god."
Yotam started saying words without any
meaning as if he tries to cast some bullshit spell. "God, Talk to me,
please!"
I was busy at trying getting some
budget from Loki. "Yahoveh, someone is calling you" said Horus.
"Then he can shut the fuck
up" I said. "Loki, please I need the budget!"
"You have failed this world,
Yahoveh. 2 million years of humanity and you still failed???" said Loki.
"Please it is important! I won't
fail next time!"
"Yahoveh, answer the call
dammit!" said Horus. "If not I won't gamble with you anymore"
"No please no! Without gambling
I'm nothing!" I cried.
"Then answer the call, bitch!"
shouted Horus at me.
I finally answered the call from that
Yotam. "What do you wish, my son?"
"'My son' my ass" he got
mad at me. "I'm trying to call you for five fucking hours!"
"Sorry… what do you wish for…
?"
"I'm going to find Gon and beat
the crap out of him! Please find forgiveness for what I'm going to do"
"It is bit late, isn't it?"
I answered. "After all dicks you sucked"
"I did it only with Gon!"
"But in your mind you did it to
Hikaru, Eliran, and every other man you ever met. You are not so different from
Gon, aren't you?"
"Crap… so you knew… "
"Anyway, you got the permission to
kill Gon if you wish so. Now leave me alone I need to gamble… "
"Wow Yahoveh is such a
dick" said Yotam. "I wouldn't have touched him with a stick."
You bitch, I heard that…
Yotam fell asleep; he knew that now
his life is going to be changed forever. He is going to kill Gon, the one who deceived
him for 10 years. At the morning he woke up to meet his tutor, so he'll have
the strength to kill Gon. He has do to it, no matter what!
