This story is stupid, made for fun,
and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner.
This chapter is heavily based on
Tsach's "Hayashvanim" story. Some sections will be translated
directly from Hebrew to English.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
Yotam woke up early in morning to
meet his tutor. He was so determined that he even missed his daily morning
masturbating. He searched for the martial arts tutor in the place he arrived
at. It was at shiny lake with water so bright that one could see all the fish
beneath. Yotam tried to restrain his thoughts about that the lake would be a
great place for sex, but of course it didn't work.
Where the hell is the tutor? He
probably ditched him… Of course he did! That's what his mother did when she
realized that he is gay and left him with Shmulik the homophobe. Yotam waited
for an hour until a man riding a giant African elephant arrived. "Yotam,
Mai called me to train you" said the man.
"Pin- Pinchas?! Teacher
Pinchas?!" Yotam was confused. "How old man like you is going to
train me?!"
"It seems you underestimate me…
"
"Fine… I'll give you a
chance…."
"After all of you finished
school I learned the Zain-Bull Jutsu. Now I'm going to pass it to you"
"Heyyyyy" said a voice from
distance. It was a guy at 25 years old. His skin was slick as a baby, with no
muscles. "Guys! Can I train with you?!"
"Who are you?" asked Yotam.
"My name is David. Gon did a
netorare on my husband, Jonathan, and murdered him with cold blood! I want to
get a revenge on him!"
"Gon… he didn't netorare only
me, but also many others… I need many allies to defeat him, I'll kill
him!" swore Yotam.
Pinchas started touching Yotam's and
David's limbs to examine them. "Yotam, you are strong enough the way you
are. You have great muscles. However, it seems you lack the knowledge to use
them properly in a fight. Therefore, I'll teach you how to use them."
"And what about me?!" asked
David.
"You are too weak. If you'll go
to a fight against Gon you'll die immediately"
"No! I want to kill Gon! I can't
let myself doing nothing against that monster!"
"Unless… "
"Unless what? Is there something
I can do?!"
"If you can create a slingshot,
then you have chance. Your only chance to kill him is to shoot rock at his
balls, from a distance. But if you'll miss, then you'll die."
"Fine. I'm going to search for
some branches!". David never returned. His body was later found by one
zoologist that saw a crocodile feeding from his sexy body.
Yotam trained for a week. He learned
how to kick properly. He could fly in air for a few seconds and his kicks could
slice an iron. His punches were able to pierce even diamonds. And most
importantly, he had the ability to kill Gon with burning fire and lightning.
However, despite learning all of those, using in them in a battle properly was
a different story. He wouldn't know if the training paid off until he'll meet
Gon.
"Can't we train more?"
asked Yotam. "I feel like I get even stronger"
"You indeed can. However, you
don't have much time. While you got stronger, Gon probably is doing the same
too. You must find him and destroy him. I won't forgive him for killing
Eliran!"
"Who?"
"Never mind… "
"Anyway, I have a final gift for you, my elephant, Constantine"
Yotam looked at the mad elephant that
was wild and could kill anyone if he wanted. "What's wrong with him…
"
"Eleven years ago he had a
mission to rape one "doctor" as a punishment of his crimes. However,
that doctor was able to escape. Constantine never forgot the mission even for a
second. He could rape anyone with enough libido. Yes, mainly people like
Gon".
Constantine started groping Yotam's
body with his trunk, moving all from the head, arms, armpits, legs, and of course
his ass. He looked mad as he could rape Yotam at any second. Yotam climbed on
his back. "Let's go Constantine! First let's go home for searching information!"
Yotam arrived at home. He parked
Constantine near the building. "Listen, Constantine, don't dare go away,
even if you find something that makes you hornier than Gon." Not that
there is something like that, knew Yotam. "Gon is our only target".
Yotam searched the apartment. It was
dusty after a week without cleaning. All the dildos were dropped at the floor
from the day before Gon left and Yotam was so horny. He found a whip that he
bought for Gon's birthday for some foreplay but of course they didn't use it!
Fuck you Gon! That shit was expensive! He searched something that could be a
clue for Gon's location. He didn't find anything. He took only Gon's underwear
that had a dildo stocked to them in front. Gon was guy that needed two dicks
sometimes. He couldn't forget Gon despite all of this. However, that was the
only thing he took. He ignited the apartment to forget any reminiscence for Gon
and went down the stairs and started riding on Constantine. Later that day, the
entire building was burned and 14 families died.
Yotam asked as many people he can. He
asked in the entire prostitution district of Neo Poker. However, nobody knew
where Gon went. In fact, almost all of them didn't know who Gon was. Yotam was
about to give up after two weeks of searching without any clue. He and
Constantine went to sleep at the cold night of the desert near a bonfire that
he made. Constantine that was so horny that he started sobbing. "Will you
shut up?! I'm trying to sleep, or do you want I'll make you a mammoth steak
like the stupid Homo- Neanderthal used to eat?!" Yotam showed his anger at
the animal.
Constantine moved his trunk over
Yotam's body and picked up Gon's sexy underwear and whined.
"God dammit Constantine! I know
you are gay, I'm too, but will you shut up?!". "Wait a second! Constantine!
Sniff Gon's underwear with your dick! I mean trunk! You can find Gon with his
terrible sperm scent, right?!"
At the moment the elephant did so, he
let Yotam climb on him and started rushing without stopping for a second. He
ran all over Renpuar. He run over Neo Poker's cemetery and destroyed Ace's
gravestone so he could never find peace in the next world, and completely
destroyed Aiwanai. Finally putting that bullshit place in what should have
happen 60 years ago. After hours of rushing he reached the north of the
country, at a giant wall that meant to stop all the asshole immigrants that
tried to take over the country. Gon… is not in Renpuar anymore. He saw a small
bar nearby.
"Is there someone here?"
asked Yotam while getting inside the gay bar. The bar was dark to make a
feeling of sexiness. Two gays kissed at the corner of the place, while other
one tied himself to a torch because it is so sexy! The bartender was trying to
clean a stubborn stain of cum from one of the glasses. "I knew I shouldn't
have open a gay bar that sells only cum! But that's the only thing that gays
are drinking, dammit!"
"Hey, old man" Yotam spoke
to the bartender "Do you know something about someone called Gon?"
"I sure do. But if you want that
information you'll have to order something" said the bartender.
"Give me martini or something"
"Sorry, we have here only
cum"
"Fine! But I want it right out
of the bowl" smiled Yotam.
Yotam and the bartender just had sex
for five hours. The sunrise showed the mass litters of sticky liquid in the
place.
"So, what do you have to tell me
about Gon?" asked Yotam.
"Gon, who is he? I know don't
anyone with that name…" winked the bartender as if he tried to imply for
have a tenth round.
"Wait! You don't know?! You used
me, just for sex?!"
"Yeah, but that's doesn't matter
anymore, right? After you fell in love with me"
"Yes, I mean no! Fuck you!"
"Fuck you too" smiled the
bartender.
Yotam went out of the bar. The clues
for Gon couldn't be even worse. He used his entire gallon of cum. He can't pay
anymore with sex for the next few hours.
"Hey" said that man that
tied himself to the torch. "I heard that you search for Gon. I can help
you!"
"And You are… ?"
"I'm Yishai. I want to get
revenge on Gon too!" said the man that looked at his 50ths.
"What Gon did to you?..."
he was tired of hearing the poor people the suffered because of Gon.
"I'm David's father. Gon killed
his husband, Jonathan, which led David going into training, which led him
dying. David was weak, so in sense, Gon killed David too!"
"Do you know something?! Tell
me!"
"Look at this video" Yishai
took his phone out.
"Mighty Warriors!" said one
Russian king in the video. "We, Russia, are begging for help! Some long
hair dude started attacking villages in Siberia. Our army has failed to defeat
him! Please, help us!". Then in the video was showed a picture of the
invader.
"Tha- That's Gon!" Yotam
didn't believe that he finally found a clue.
"Indeed! What's more, that
despite many countries can help, only a few have Icebreaker Ships that can get
into Siberia in this harsh winter. And Renpuar is one of those few! The ship
will sail in few days when there will be enough soldiers to help. Only we need
is to pass the health test and we can go fight Gon" said Yishai.
Yotam had to go back to Neo Poker
along with his new friend Yishai. And so, they went to take the test so they
can help. At first, they had to take a vaccine for some diseases which are
obviously not HIV, and then height and weight check. Then they were asked if
they have some sensitivity for anything, and some unimportant things. However,
the final test was the worst. They got inside the hallway for the doctors. They
saw many half naked people barely can move. "You two! Run Away! Protecting
some other country for your honor… that's not worth it!" said someone who
passed the examination.
Yishai went before Yotam did. In a
few second his screams were heard, screams way louder than Yotam at orgasm
moment. Then it was Yotam turn.
"I'm your doctor, Ziv" said
the doctor to Yotam. "Alright, strip".
"Why?" asked Yotam.
"Just do it!" and so Yotam
did. Ziv started touching gently Yotam's balls, and then crushed them with his
hand. "Hmm… you are not like the others. It doesn't seem to affect you at
all."
"Just do what you have to
do" said Yotam.
"Well then… " Ziv started
sucking Yotam's dick so hard, going outside and inside. At this point the two
were so horny so you what they did, yes, again!
"It such a shame that such a
great dick has to go into war and might die" got sadden Ziv. "But
that's the rules. Please don't die, Yotam!"
As there were enough great dicks for
the war, the ship was about to sail. Sailing all for the North Arctic Ocean to
Russia. The war was about to began!
