This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to
take it in any serious manner.
Worth mentioning- Some parts of it uses the online story
"Hayashvanim" by Tsach that was published at the forum
"anime-IL" which no longer exists.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
"Men!" Raven started to
speech before going to debating with other politicians. "We started our
way together 9 months ago. But, did you even bothering who really am I?"
"You are Lord Raven of
course" said one of the slaves.
"You are right, but wrong at the
same time. Raven is the name I got from my parents. However, it is NOT my real
name". Everyone was confused. What is he talking about? "My real name
is… Homo-Sama. And even that, was only my first name. Before that, I had no
name. None of the humans had".
"Wait! Are you Homo-Sama? The
Saint that died over 2000 years ago?!" asked Zubi.
"Yes, I'm him. But let me tell
you a thing, the whole unification between all the religions? That never
happened. History tends to change things in the process. Did you ever think why
Renshuu is an isolated island? That's because whole thing is a fake. I was only
a gay slave that had some friends that adored him. Before that I had no name.
They named me Homo-Sama and became two millenniums cult."
"But that's doesn't make any
sense! How are you him?! Not that I doubt you, master!" bowed Kaisa.
"Every human goes under a
reincarnation when they die. But for some reason, my soul stayed with the
memories I had in my previous life. I saw how the world was at the beginning,
when being a homo just meant you were sapiens. Those who loved men and asses
just weren't able to have kids. No one cared about it. We had other troubles,
like not being eaten by crocodiles". Homo-Sama continued the lecture.
"I saw the entire history. I was there when Akechi Mitsuhide killed Oda
Nobunaga, when Marie Antoinette used the taxes for having fun and almost
destroyed France. But that doesn't matter. What I saw is how cruel everyone was
to gays through the entire history. The final nail in the coffin that broke me
is to see how Alan Turing, one of the key people to defeat the Nazis and Adolf
Hitler committed a suicide."
"Alan Turing? Wait… wasn't
he?" Zubi started thinking.
"Yes. He was a gay" said
Nathan.
"He was gay and forced to take
drugs to change his sexuality!" raged Homo-Sama. "He eventually
couldn't take it anymore, and killed himself! You see why we are here?! To stop
this cruel world! We we'll defeat all the homophobes, and rule the world! For a
better future, when everyone can accept us as equals! Men, Lets lead Vigoria to
victory! Let's change the world!"
"Yes!! Homo-Sama!!!"
shouted the slaves.
At the other side of the city, the
opponent of Homo Sama for the election prepared himself before going to the
brutal debate against him. Only two weeks left before the election itself. Omo
Pheobe hated his feminine name. He was the result of being the sixth son of a
family with no daughters. At the day he was born, his father, Omo Guy, was like
"Fuck it! If I can't have daughters, I'll name him with a girl name".
It was good choice, because Pheobe's mother, Omo Rachel, died a day after he
was born.
"Mrs. Pheobe, it is the
time" said the butler of the Omo family.
"What did you say????"
Pheobe pulled the butler tie "It is Mr. Pheobe!"
"I'm sorry, but your father told
me no matter what to treat you as woman"
"No matter what? Even if you'll
die?"
"Miss, if you wish to kill me
that's fine, but it won't be good for your victory."
"Damn it, fine, let's go…"
Homo Sama and Pheobe faced each
other, glaring in each other eyes. Many cameramen were filming them, the fate
of Renpuar was about to start. The two had to show what they have to offer for
the future of Renpuar. Which obviously, 99.99999999 percent of it are lies. Pheobe
started talking about generic and unimportant things such as improving the
economy, the health system, and better education.
"Did you finish?" asked
Homo Sama.
"Indeed. What do you have to
offer?"
Homo Sama took a step toward the
cameramen. "I love Dicks!!!!"
"Wait??? Are you gay???"
Pheobe filled with rage. He hated homos with passion.
"Listen. All the things that Miss
Pheobe said are nothing for what I have to offer" Homo Sama started to
speech. "The real problem in Renpuar, and all over the world actually, is
the bad treatment for the LGBT Community. Did you know? One out of ten people
is one of those. I'm one of them. Does that mean we have to suffer?" he
dropped a tear.
"No! You guys are insane! You
are not normal! You are not creation of GOD!"
Actually they are my creation. Don't
put words in my mouth you dogshit with a girly name. When will people stop
using my name without a permission? …
"Are you mad, missy?"
laughed Homo Sama. "See people?! That's what I'm talking about when I talk
about how much we suffered!" "I'll make a better world for the LGBTs!
I'll change the law so they can marry in the country, can adopt children, and
one of my men is already figuring out a way to get men in pregnant!"
"Men can't get pregnant! You are
obviously lying!" raged Pheobe.
"Want me to try it on you? You
are not my type, but if you wish so…"
"Shut up you insane
monster!"
Homo started crying. "See???
That's what we have to deal with every day. Please! Don't be Homophobes and
help us!"
Two weeks later, it was the time for
the election. Many people went to choose their future. Yotam and Gon convinced
Hikaru, Mai, and Eliran to vote for Vigoria. Even Shmulik voted for them. Two
days later the results came in. It was very close call. Many people realized it
wasn't fair for the LGBT community. And the results are: 45 mandates for
Pheobe, and 35 for Homo Sama. What?! No?! Homo actually lost! The future of
gays is doomed. Vigoria's poltical party discussed with each other on the loss.
"Nathan! You said that we will
get all the 80 mandates!" raged Zubi. "How is that we actually
lost?!"
"Don't worry guys, the problem
was already solved two weeks ago." smiled Nathan.
"Solved?! How so?!" Kaisa
raged as well. "In a few minutes Omo Pheobe is going to speech"
"Then how about you'll see it
for yourselves?" said Homo Sama. "All I had to do is raping all of
them"
"What?! Then eventually he'll
mention it and you are done for!" raged Zubi.
Homo turned on the TV for Pheobe's
speech. "Thank you everyone, all of my loyal voters that didn't let that
insane man get the victory for being the president. We wo-" Pheobe started
vomiting blood. His entire party did so as well. They fainted and took to the
hospital.
"What's going on???" Zubi
was confused.
"It is HIV. All of them are going to
die in a few hours." answered Nathan.
"It takes time for people to
admit that you were raped. Now with their death, nobody will know!!!
Hahahaha!" laughed Homo Sama.
"That's right! With the law of
that if all the political party die, the one who takes the presidential place
is the other political party, which is us!" shouted Nathan.
"So, even if we got only one
mandates we would have won?" asked Zubi. "But what about the DNA in
their asses?"
"Would have you even bothered to
do it?" asked Homo Sama.
"If you ask, yes, because I love
your dick, master. But I get your point."
"Also, because I'm the prime
policeman in Renpuar, I already have closed the case before it began!"
And so, with Homo's victory, the
world was going to be changed forever. Gon and Yotam were so happy that their
future is going to be ensured as a gay couple. Homo sat on his new chair on the
Orange House, the new house for Renpuar's government. Two knocks were heard on
the door. "I heard that you can help gay couples get into pregnant"
said a voice.
"Indeed" said Homo Sama
while Nathan opened the door. "State your name, my boy."
"My name is… Gon" said Gon
determined. "Teach me your ways, master!"
The next chapters will be heavily
based on Tsach's "Hayashvanim" chapters. Stay tuned!
