This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to
take it in any serious manner.
Worth mentioning- Some parts of it uses the online story
"Hayashvanim" by Tsach that was published at the forum
"anime-IL" which no longer exists.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
"Everyone! Run downward the
stairs!" shouted one of the cult believers "The stairs will protect
us from the earthquake!"
"No! Don't listen to him!"
raged other believer. "We must take the ritual and continue have sex until
everyone come!"
"Shut up! I want to stay
alive!"
"If you want so, don't stop the
ritual! It is because that we stopped the saint's spirit raged on us!"
But in reality, the earthquake wasn't
due to Homo-Sama's raging spirit. It was only because a pure coincidence at the
wrong time. This happened many time through the history of humanity. The human
nature is to believe that some mere coincidences that they can't explain nor
understand were due to the idols, gods, or saints released their rage on
humanity's deeds. The earthquake itself took place at more than radius 6 times
bigger than Renshuu itself. But due to being an isolated country in the middle
of the ocean, there were no other casualties than Renshuu itself. It was easy
to believe so. And so, everyone who was confused by the earthquake and the directions
didn't know what to do. A few continued the sex ritual, but most of them ran down
the stairs. The huge problem was that Renshuu Palace's stairs meant to climb
slowly, and the escape route didn't exist. As the people ran, they crushed each
other. Yotam started running, but was crushed in mere seconds.
"Yotam!!!" Gon was panicked
as soon he saw Yotam being buried alive under the believers' feet. "I
won't let you die! Even if it means I'll become killer myself!". He
lunched from his right hand a blue lightning, and killed 20 men who ran over
Yotam. He put Yotam who was barely alive on his back, and continued running.
"Gon… what did you do?"
"This? It called a skill. Some
people have them. Hikaru saved you with one of those, Remember? His skill was
turning paintings to real living things"
"You killed so many people… just
to save me…"
"I don't mind! Now shut up as I
take you for safety"
"Gon… Thanks"
"You better give me some great
sausages when you'll be better"
"Yes… even with milk… "
At that day, 50,000 people who took
the ritual died. Only 20,000 survived. But, most of them weren't able to live
normally ever again. 15,000 became disabled in some sort. Some lost fingers,
arms, legs, eyes or lost control over their body up to the neck. It was truly a
disaster. But the worst of all, and I mean the worst which I'll never forgive
for- ALL THE CAPYBARAS DIED. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. You
could say that because I'm the creator so I'm the one who created the
earthquake. And you would be absolutely without any doubt wrong. I may be god,
yes, but I'm years without any budget to fix the world. I'm an NPC as much as
you are at this point. Yotam, Eliran, Pinchas, and Gon survived the incident
thanks to Gon's plot armor. Even Eliran survived, but the capybaras weren't?! I
want to die…
However, it took five days until the
world cared about the survivors, in the meantime, they had to be taken care
under Renshuu's hospital which was so bad as if was managed by bunch of peccaries.
Stav Fade immediately took a flight to Renshuu, to help those people.
At the time, Hikaru and Mai were studying
at the library, tried to concentrate at the books and not thinking about the
next pose they'll try at the evening. At one point they heard a voice of man at
his 50ths shouting madly "Yotam! Yotam! Where is he?! This school kidnaped
my son!". Hikaru and Mai leaved the books and went to see the man. They
looked at him. He had a stench from alcohol, his clothes were dirty and tor.
"Who are you, sir? Are you
Yotam's father?" Mai asked politely.
"Yes, I am. My name is
Shmulik" he answered. "Are you Yotam's friends? I searched him at his
apartment, he wasn't there and he won't answer my calls!"
"Yotam right now is at school
trip." Answered Hikaru. "Some place that is called Renshuu or
something"
"Renshuu???! You are sure you
are not wrong, boy?!"
"I think that Yotam and Gon said
something like that" said Mai.
"Oh no… not Renshuu…"
"What wrong with that?"
asked Hikaru.
"Didn't you hear the news? It
was a disaster! Many people died out there! My boy… please be alive!"
"Don't worry sir! He is with
Gon. Gon is super strong. He is the reason that my darling is alive"
Hikaru blushed. "Oh come on, you
did half the job. It is thanks to you." Yes, they forgot about Eliran. Who
loves Eliran?! That poor guy…
"Gon? Is he his friend?"
"Yeah he is his boyfr-"
Hikaru cut Mai words when she said that. Mai for a second forgot that Shmulik
is a homophobe and the reason that Yotam lives alone.
"He is his best friend"
answered Hikaru.
"Thank you. I'm so happy that
Yotam friends are mostly boys". Because you know, many gays' friends are
only girls… "I'll rush to the airport".
Yotam woke up at six in the next morning.
Gon was sleep near him. Doctor Stav Fade checked on him. "You are lucky to
have such a boyfriend that care for you. If not him, you'd probably died"
she told to Yotam.
"How did you know that he is my
boyfriend but not just a friend?"
"I know a bit about homos. I can
recognize them easily. Thanks to my friend, Raven, he is also gay".
At 3:07 PM Shmulik arrived at the
hospital. "Yotam!" "Yotam!" he shouted madly and annoyed
the survivors that were barely alive.
"Can I help you sir?" asked
Stav. "Also, be quiet please."
"I'm sorry. But I'm searching
for my boy, Yotam"
"I talked him in morning. I'll
take you to him. Don't worry, he is fine. He can leave the hospital and return
home in the next morning"
"Thank god…"
"Yotam!" he rushed to him
and saw Gon sitting next to him. He realized it was Gon, his best friend at
this point.
"Father! Why are you
here?!"
"Why? You suddenly disappeared.
I was so worried! Thank God you are alive!" "And you are, Gon,
right?" he talked to Gon.
"Yes, I am" said Yotam. However it was
difficult for Gon to believe that Shmulik cared about his son, after he burned
his right side of his face.
"Now that I see you have no
female friends that that's means you are not a homo anymore. Thank god! Listen,
I found for you a great fiancé! I want you to marry her as soon you finish
school"
Yotam didn't talk. He even didn't say
that Gon was his boyfriend. He loved Gon, but more than ever, he still wanted
to be with his father. He was silent for a few moments and said with sadness
"Okay father, but will you let me live with you?"
"Of course! We are a family
after all."
At the flight back to Renpuar,
Shmulik sat nearby Yotam. Gon sadness started to fill him. Aside from "bye-bye"
he didn't say even a word to Yotam after his father came to take him home. At
this point Gon realized, they actually broke up, a thing that none of them
wanted. Gon was alone at those days. Eliran, Mai, and Hikaru were still there,
but he didn't talk to Yotam. Something didn't click with them.
"Gon…" Yotam talked to him.
"Just because what happened with my father it doesn't mean it has to be
like this"
"You really want this?! To end
like it?!"
"Obviously I don't! But after so
long I was apart from my father, I have no choice! It is too hard for me!"
"Then let me talk to your father
at least!"
"But… "
"Listen! Not everything is going
to go easy! We are not Hikaru and Mai! I have no choice but to talk to
him!"
"Fine! If we have to fight for
it, then let's do it! But listen, no matter what, I'm not losing my
father"
At 6:30 PM Gon came to Yotam's
new-former address where Yotam was living with his father.
"Oh. Gon! What a great friend
you are. You came for your friend" said Shmulik.
"No, father. I came to talk to
you" said Gon. Yotam was very nervous. One wrong move and it could fucked
up, and even his father my throw him out of home again.
"What business you have with
me?"
"listen. I'm not Yotam's friend…
I'm his lover. Yotam is still homo"
"What?! You mean that he still
has that illness?!"
"Illness?! Nothing is wrong with
us!"
"It is against the nature to be
homo! We must fix that!"
"Against nature? If so, sell
your car and stop watching TV! Nature my ass!"
"Shut up, you lowlife!".
Shmulik got mad, went to the kitchen, took a glass bottle of vodka, rushed to
Gon, and crushed it on his head. Gon started bleeding, but looked determined to
continue the debate.
"Father! Why do you hate gays so
much?!"
"Why?! For one reason! You two
can't have kids! I just want that you won't die without a family!"
"That's, the only reason?"
asked Yotam. The atmosphere cooled down a bit.
"I won't lie. I wasn't like that
until a few weeks ago. I still hated gays with passion. But I started thinking
how bad father I was". Said Shmulik. "So tell me Gon, how much are
you determined?"
"Enough to marry him and have
kids with him!"
Shumlik smiled. "You are lucky,
boy. If you came a day earlier I would crushed on your head my favorite gin.
Fine, I agree"
"Wait? Father, what made you
change your mind?"
"The presidential election is
coming soon. Some political party is rising, and its whole point is to help the
LGBT community. Vigoria lead by Raven!"
"Wait?! Raven?! The one doctor
Stav was talking about…" said Yotam.
"You boys are lucky. You and
your friends are over 18, meaning you can vote for your future. Now that I see
how determined you are, I'm going to vote to Vigoria as well. I hope for you
better future" said Shmulik.
"Wait, that's means that I can
stay with Gon?" asked Yotam crying.
"Yes, my son. I'm sorry. You can
live with me as well. I'll cancel your engagement."
Raven, Zubi, Kaisa, and Nathan
switched to formal suits with ties. Raven gelled his hair and Zubi tied his
hair in a ponytail. "Listen Guys!" shouted Raven to his slaves.
"Vigoria is going to be victorious! Let's change the future!"
"Yes!!! Lord Homo-Sama!!!!"
shouted the slaves. "Let's win!!!"
