This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to
take it in any serious manner.
Worth mentioning- Some parts of it uses the online story
"Hayashvanim" by Tsach that was published at the forum
"anime-IL" which no longer exists.
I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot.
"Raven!"
Yossi rushed toward him and punched him in the face. "Why didn't you come
to Ace's funeral?"
"Shut
up Yossi. You know I have so much work to do. Do you know many psychopaths
there are in the street? Someone needs to arrest them! I'm not playing games
you know!"
"Even
so, now you are at a café' with your friends… you could have stop for five
minutes… he was our friend"
"Professor..."
said Zubi. "I'm so sorry. The master needs a nice drink once in a while.
Otherwise he'll be crushed under the work to do"
"…
'The Master'? Anyway, find some time. Hamly cried so much that Stav had to stop
working until she gets over it. And I know you are not good with girls, you
don't need to talk with them. Just pass by for a few minutes" said Yossi
and walked.
"Master
Raven. I think you should go, even if you don't care about Ace. Think about it.
Our victory in politics will be ruined if they knew the next prime minister didn't
care for his friend's death." Said Nathan.
"So
just to go for lying, that's part of the plan you say? Alright I'll go"
said Raven.
Two
months later, the friendship of Hikaru, Mai, Gon, Yotam, and Eliran stayed
firm. Nobody could bully Yotam for being homo. In fact, the first one to
protect him was Eliran. It was his atonement for his friend. Gon was still
active at the swimming club at Yaoitobara School. You'd think he did this for
his health. But no, Gon never cared about it. All he cared about is seeing
naked hot guys with shiny chest who'd always shave their chest because it is
sexy. His favorite thing about the club was the end of practice, the time that
everyone went to the showers. Chlorine is the thing that is in the pools. It is
very beneficial, but after a swim you must get off it. Gon always searched for
guys who dropped the soap in the showers. He saw some very good dicks out
there. Yet none of that satisfied him. He wanted a boyfriend, a lover, not a
sex with nobody and to kill him a day after like a psychopath. The only option
he knew was… Yotam, as he was a homo too. The problem was how the hell is going
to tell him that he want his rectum without destroying the friendship in their
group. Indeed, big problem.
And
we are back to Raven's story… Two months earlier. To fake his respect he went
to Hamly's house, after Ace's death. He saw a dark skinned, bulky man, with
long hair. It was Boomer. "Hamly! I'm so sorry! It is because of me that
your husband died! It was my idea to play with bombs!"
"It
doesn't matter anymore… I don't care for that… nothing can bring him back"
said Hamly. She looked without any life on her face.
Raven
tried to fake a bit, and talked to Hamly. "No! It was because of me! He
died because of the Blind Eyes Coffee! Hamly told him to stop, but I told it
doesn't matter! I'm terribly sorry"
Nathan
gave Raven a sign with his thumb up. "You are good master!"
"And
you are… ?" asked Boomer.
"I
was Ace's friend."
"Wait!
I know you! You are the most known policeman of this country!"
The
two started talking for mindless and long talk.
"What
are they talking about… it is fucking two hours; we have a job to do…" said
Zubi annoyed.
"Heh,
looks like that the master found his first love…" said Nathan.
"If
he wants sex he can have me you know…"
"No,
none of us will do. He needs a real husband. Besides, we need children that
will be the next generation of our reign."
"Huh?
Did you break your brain? Both of them are men. Men can't get pregnant… "
So
after Gon understood that Yotam will be his best option, he was trying to
figure out how the hell to ask him out. That was the tricky part. And it very
possible that Yotam wouldn't even answer his feelings. If that will happen, the
friendship of their group could be ruined. And no, he obviously won't want
this. So he tried to make a strategic plan to get Yotam's heart.
During
the morning class he gave Mai a note 'I need to talk to after class'.
"What
is it, Gon?" asked Mai. "You look worried"
"Alright…"
said Gon nervously. "Don't tell about to anyone, even not Hikaru or Eliran…
but I want to ask Yotam out… "
"Wha-
What????"
"Shhhh"
"Oh
sorry" she said and started whispering. "So what you want me do
to?"
"Only
to bring Yotam to the yard at 4:00 PM. I already have the masterful plan"
And
so, Mai took Yotam and obviously Hikaru with her, because they are always
together. It is a crime that they are still "friends".
"Oh,
here is Gon. On the roof" said Hikaru.
"Is
he going to commit a suicide? We should stop him!" Yotam was worried.
"Just
wait a bit" said Mai.
Gon
took out a megaphone and shouted to the crowd "I LOVE DICKS!"
"Tha-
That's his plan???!!! That IDIOT!" Mai threw her phone from anger.
Thankfully, Hikaru that obviously wasn't her boyfriend caught it before it
crushed.
"I
LOVE DICKS!" he continued. "I JOINED THE SWIMMING CLUB JUST TO WATCH
HOT NAKED MEN! BUT THAT WON'T BE ENOUGH FOR ME!"
"Oh
god someone make him stop…" said Mai.
"I
GOING TO COMMIT- "
"Don't
commit a suicide Gon! It is not worth it!" said a student which looked at
this.
"WHA-
WHAT?! NO! I GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME!"
"No
please don't steal the last copy of 'Boku no Imoto-Chan ga Daisuki!' I saved a
months for that!" said another student.
"….
WHAT?? I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I LOVE MY FRIEND! YOTAM, WILL YOU SUCK MY
DICK???"
"Hikaru,
hold me tight before I'm going to crush that idiot's face" said Mai before
going out of her mind.
"Gladly!"
shouted Yotam. "I'll be your boyfriend!"
That's
how the two became a couple, in the most nonsensical way. They tried to be polite
and cultured, so they didn't have sex in the first week. But they were so
hungry, so they found a toilet in a gas station- the most logical place to have
your first time. And as soon the two started the sex, to make it gentler they
started singing.
Gon:
Yotam's
rectum is so deep. Stretching so far, beyond what I can see
Yotam:
Obviously
you can't see. It is inside.
Gon:
How
far would I be shoving, until I reach the end?
The
path that nobody before me has seen?
I
would keep thinking and questioning to myself
How
long I'll get to the rectum of this path, oh why?
I
can't seem to find the real meaning to this path that I take, fate to accept,
and my goal seem so far away
Yotam:
So
tell me why I'm here and what's the reason I am here today
I
recall it was you, you wished that we'd have sex
No
matter how much the thrust will bang me I keep moan. Oh oh.
I
will keep moving on, to find the answer too
I
got banged by you
(Go
listen to "Drifting Soul" from Xenoblade 2)
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| God Dammit Rex... |
