Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Homo Sama No Daibouken Chapter 4- Joking About Suicide is not Funny

 

This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner. 

Worth mentioning- Some parts of it uses the online story "Hayashvanim" by Tsach that was published at the forum "anime-IL" which no longer exists. 

I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot. 

"Take that you gay!" said the gang member and punched the poor guy face.

"Hey look! He is so hipster that he has blonde bangs the hides his eye!" laughed other homophobe.

"So he has bangs because he likes to bang? Hahaha!"

"Wait, do you mean… that he actually enjoys that we beat him…? " stressed out another homophobe.

"Disgusting!" said another and kicked the blonde gay on his stomach.

"You… are… wrong… I didn't enjoy it" the poor guy finally tried to defend himself.

"Shut up!" said the leader of the gang while stomping his head with his shiny shoe. "You are the reason that there are wars in the world".

"Oh look… you got our leader's foot dirty with your ill blood, you better pay clean it with your saliva." said a low member of the gang.

"Shut up Abuchazira. Do you really think I want his saliva? As a punishment, go find a giant brick. We are going to smash his face"

The poor gay guy saw the end. He is going to die unless some Deus ex Machina saves him.

"Stop!" called Deus ex Machina. I mean a guy with long braid that passes his butt that looks at the same age of the poor gay.

"Hahaha! And your next line is "Guys like you hits only the weak", isn't it?" said the leader of the gang.

"Wrong, he is not weak at all. You are the weak. You can't love your own selves, hence why you get your rage on others"

"That's some Shakespeareian words, but can they hold water?"

"Leader, what is Shakespeare...?" said one of the gang members.

"SHUT UP ABUCHAZIRA! Guys, get him!" say the leader while pointing his finger to kill the braided guy. At once, all of them ran toward him. All of them, except Abuchazira which was trying to figure out what "Shakespeare" is.

"And now you are going to make me use another ink. Those things are expensive you know…" The braided guy took out from is pocket a small diary, and started drawing.

"What is that?! The Doom Note?! Maybe his name is actually Light?" laughed a low life shitty person. But as soon he did it, a storm of chains came out of nowhere and tied tight all the gang, making them unable to move.

"You were close about my name. Not Light, it is Hikaru Kurosetto! Don't forget it" said Hikaru.

The gang leader fled for his life. Leaving all the others tied as if it was a sadomazo porn scene.

"Are you okay?!" Hikaru asked and rushed to the poor guy help. "Looks like you are at the same age as me. What's your name?"

"Yotam. I actually moved here recently, and starts tomorrow 12 grade in Yaoitobara School"

"What a coincidence! I'm at this school too. We may be classmates"

"Thank you Hikaru. Will you be my first friend at the school?"

"No worries bro. And by the way, there is nothing wrong with being gay. It may be not 'normal', but 'normal' is just a percentage of the most common thing. So don't worry".

Yotam's heart started beating. It is been a while since someone actually told him something so nice about his sexual preference.

 

And as in the next day, Hikaru entered the class. "Mai! You are at the same class me!"

"Of course, I know you asked for it from the principal" answered the girl.

"Yeah, we've been friends since kindergarten, so it will be weird if we won't be together"

"So Hikaru, do you and Mai are dating?" said a familiar voice from the side.

"We are not" Hikaru while thinking to himself 'yet'. "Wait who said it?" while realizing it was Yotam.

"So you are really really not dating?!" he asked.

"Yeah. Why are you so cautious about that?" asked Mai.

"No- Nothing" answered Yotam while blushing.

 

15 minutes earlier the gang of homophobes was meeting. They talked to their leader. The leader was also a 12-grade student at Yaoitobara School.

"Eliran! You bastard! You forsake us!" said of them madly.

"Shut up! And don't dare call me "Eliran". I told you to call me "Leader" or "Boss". Show your respect for me".

"No, you are no longer our leader!"

"Yeah Eliran. You are nothing to me from now on!"

"You bastards! You actually leave me? Didn't we decide to work together?!"

"You should have thought about it before leaving us at sadomazo pose!" said one of them, and kicked Eliran's balls. The gang leaved, leaving Eliran at immense pain.

"That gay… Hikaru… That's all because of you!" he said to himself.

 

The class has started, the president of the class, a blue long haired with a few spiky hairs at his forehead, named Gon waited for the teacher. At the last moment, Eliran got in time for class. He saw Yotam, Hikaru, and Mai sit next to each other. "Fuck! I have the worst luck ever. I'm actually with them in the class", he thought to himself.

In the two weeks after that, Hikaru and Mai became great friends with Yotam. Yotam at the time joined the Theater Club and Dancing Club. His legs became strong yet very flexible. The rumor was that all the boys in the Dancing Club were gays. The one who made the rumor was obviously a homophobe, or homo himself at the club, as he wanted gay friends for mass anal orgy.

One day Hikaru opened his locker. An envelope with kiss mark of a pink lipstick on it fell from it. "Oh Hikaru, that's a love letter" said a friend.

"Lo- love letter?" Hikaru was shocked.

"Yeah, someone is going to confess you. Heh, it may be even Mai"

"Mai?! Oh yeah I'll read it" said Hikaru and opened the envelope which was written as this.

'Hikaru, I finally realized that I love you more than anyone. There is nobody I care for more than you. You have changed my life. I finally began to believe in myself thanks to you. I won't tell you who I am for the surprise, but you probably already know. I'll wait for you tomorrow in the rooftop at 5:00 PM. I love you.'

In the next day Hikaru rushed to the roof. He was waiting with his back directed toward the doors of the roof for the element of surprise.

"Honey!!!" said a voice and hugged Hikaru from behind. But something was weird about it. Those weren't slim arms, they were heavy and strong. Hikaru turned to see who it was to see it is actually Yotam. "So you were a gay too! I'm so happy".

Hikaru was shocked, in very negative way. The only thing he could say is "You are disgusting! I wish you'll kill yourself you homo!"

Yotam's mind was broken. Hikaru is the one who helped for accepting that being a gay is fine. And now he says those things. "Fine! Then I'll kill myself!"

"Yeah! Kill yourself!" said Hikaru. Only to see Yotam runs to jump from the roof. "What are you doing?!" said Hikaru and caught Yotam at the last moment. "I was joking you idiot".

But, as Yotam was at weight of 90 kilos, while Hikaru was at 65 kilos, Hikaru couldn't hold it for long. And the last moment he was able to caught Yotam with one hand and in the other hand the railing of the roof. "Hikaru! I'm sorry; I don't want to actually die!"

"Obviously you don't! I'll try to hold as much I can!"

At the same time, Eliran, who lost all his friends, strayed in the school with no purpose. He looked up to the sky only to see Yotam and Hikaru almost fall.

He started running toward the roof. "What am I doing?!" he thought to himself. "I totally hate them!" "I wish they'll die! They ruined my life!" "But no, I'm not that bad person to see classmates fall to death with doing something!"

As he ran he passed by Gon and Mai. "You know it is against the school rules' to run in the school buildings" said Gon.

"Shut up! It is an emergency! Yotam and Mai's boyfriend are going to die!" shouted Eliran.

"Hikaru!" Mai was worried and rushed along with Eliran. Gon rushed along with them too. At the last moment Gon, Eliran, and Mai were able to pull Hikaru and Yotam for safety. Mai hugged Hikaru and started crying "You… idiot".

"I'm sorry that I made you worry, Mai" said Hikaru and hugged her.

That's when Yotam realized; Hikaru was waiting for Mai. Both of them actually wants to date each other, but for some reason can't take the step to do it. After that, he talked to Eliran. "Eliran, despite that you tried to kill me two weeks ago, and laughed about my bangs, today you saved me. That's why I'll show you this". He moved his bangs a bit, only for deep scars to be shown on his face.

"Those scars… how did you get them…?" Eliran asked worried.

"I got them… from my father… "

"What?!" Gon was shocked.

"That was from the day I got out of the closet. My father burned my face. It doesn't hurt anymore, but he said he can't accept a gay son. The reason that I moved to this city is because he won't let me live with him anymore."

"I am so sorry" said Eliran.

"Eliran, despite you were a delinquent, you don't look like a bad guy at all." said Mai.

"How can I repay you for my terrible acts?!" asked Eliran.

"You already paid. All of you did. Hikaru, Gon, Mai, and you" said Yotam. "But if you want to repay somehow, then be my friend"

"Thank you…" said Eliran.

"Well, now that we are all friends let's high five for our new friendship team" said Mai happily.

The five looked at each other eyes, as their party just began. Hikaru, Mai, Yotam, Gon, and Eliran.

 

On the other side of the city Raven, Kaisa, Zubi and Nathan were sitting at meeting with their slaves.

"Zubi! Show the name for our political party!" said Raven.

"Yes!" said Zubi. "The name is… Vigoria! As a combination for 'Vigor'- good physical health and strength, and 'Viagra'- The drug that makes your dick go harden! That will be our name!"          

This Chapter Artwork, by me.


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