Saturday, September 4, 2021

Homo Sama No Daibouken Chapter 2- The Final Party Members

 

This story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any serious manner. 

Worth mentioning- Some parts of it uses the online story "Hayashvanim" by Tsach that was published at the forum "anime-IL" which no longer exists. 

I hope you'll enjoy this stupid plot. 


If you know which anime/ manga this chapter takes inspiration from, then you probably have shit taste like I did when I was 15 years old…

 

After a long drive in Raven's police car, the two entered into Raven's office. There was man in his early 30s sitting on a fancy chair.

"Who is he?" Kaisa asked. "You have a reason that you saved me, right?"

"That's true" said the man. "My name is Nathan"

"Dr. Kaisa"

"Heh, you are so polite, you introduce yourself despite everyone knows you"

"I'll get into the matter" said Raven. "You see, both of me and Nathan wants to make a political party so we can change this rotten country"

"But why me? I'm thankful for being saved, but there is a reason for it, right?" asked Kaisa.

"Yes there is" answered Nathan. "Both of me and Raven are gays. We want to help to the LGBT community who suffered for years! I'm a master at politics, Raven is the mastermind and will be the ruler of the world, and you Kaisa- You are a master of lying and abusing people- you are perfect for us!"

"Wha- What???"

"Once we'll get our plan you'll able to hit as many people you want" said Raven.

Kaisa started crying "I'll get the chance to do it again? After all those years… "

"Are you happy?"

"Yes my lord! I'll do anything for you!"

"So let's have sex right now"

"You are joking, right?" After all, Kaisa was in the same situation before.

"Lord Raven never jokes about having sex"

And so they did censored things for five hours.

"Now, we need only one more member so we can start our plan" said Raven. "We'll head to Aiwanai"

"Why there? It is such of small town of weirdoes" Asked Kaisa.

"Oh my boy, you'll understand soon" Said Raven, despite being only at 23 years old.

 

Aiwanai was a small and weird town at Renpuar. Despite having only 20,000 residents in it, it was very well known to the world. All of the people live there have small wings. They can't fly with those wings, they are only for show. The only way of losing those wings without tearing them off by force, is having sex for the first time. 50 years ago, Renpuar's government did an experiment and made for this town. When a baby is born at Aiwanai, he or she must go into very difficult surgery to put those wings on their body.

So why the hell was this done at all? 50 years ago Renpuar had very low marriage and births. So, the government thought, "what if we force them to do this?" Yes, one who will lose their wings will make their friends to envy. They'll want to mate too. Of course, it is a terrible way of thinking, but what I can do that the Renpuar people are fucking idiots?! God I wish that I didn't make "the mammal" expansion pack…  

Yet, after 50 years, they still do that shit. Nobody was thinking to discuss if they should stop it, so it stays the way it is- nobody stops making Aiwanai's residents suffer.

 

Rikka was normal elementary school boy at sixth grade. He looked at the window of the class as usual at 2:00 PM to see if a certain person, Zubi Agaband, was waiting for him at the school gate.

"Rikka! It is Zubi, he waits for you in the gate" said a friend after noticing him.

Zubi was a man at 20 years old. He had long and bright hair.

"Wha! What a hot guy!" said one girl.

"Hey look! He doesn't have wings!" said other girl.

"Rikka, Zubi helps you after all your family died from unknown virus, right?"

"Yeah, he was my brother's best friend. He takes care of me" said Rikka. Takes care of you… interesting…

Rikka took his bag, and ran toward the gate. Nobody even could imagine what the real relationship the two had…

"Rikka! Tomorrow is your birthday, what do you want for present?!" asked Zubi.

"I want to turn off my wings!" said Rikka. WAIT… WHAT…

"Shh! I told you that we don't talk about it anymore. Besides, you are too young for that. Wait six more birthdays, and then I'll take them from you"

"Fine… Then I want that new game, "The Legend of Peach: Galaxy Princess". Can I get it?!"

"No problem! Let's go home".

Yes, the two actually living together. What do expect? That Rikka will live alone when pedophiles could hunt him at any moment?! Oh wait…

"Zubi, I want cake, can we eat now please?!" asked Rikka adorably.

"But your Birthday is tomorrow."

"Please????"

"Fine, we'll eat one today and another tomorrow, if that will make you happy. So wait a moment, I'm going to buy the best one for you"

Zubi went to the store; he carefully looked at the cake section. There were too many good options, so he ended up buying three of them. He went down the street to home. But with each step he moves, a weird smell was growing stronger and stronger. Once he entered home the scent was at its peak.

"Rikka? Where are you?" he asked. But no with response answered. "Rikka! Answer me! It is not funny!" he searched and threw away the cakes. What a shame, you could let me eat them if you don't want…

Once he entered the bathroom he saw a wing with blood, and then another wing. And then Rikka himself, lying down, in something that looked like an ocean of blood.

"Ri-Rikka?" He started crying. "Are you… are you… ?"

"Yes, he is dead" answered a voice from behind. Zubi looked at him and saw glaring "M" tattoo.

"You… you killed him! I know you did!" cried Zubi.

"Yes, I did" said Raven. "But, if anyone will see that scene, you are obviously will be the first suspect. Nobody will think that I have a motive to kill him"

Zubi tried to talk, but couldn't.

"Pedophilia is wrong, Zubi. I bet in a few days you would have done the same."

"Wrong!!!! I wanted to wait until he is 18!"

"We both know you are lying to yourself. I can see it your eyes, the eyes of psychopath, the same eyes I have"

"You bastard!!!!"

"You had all this time to kill me with your Butterfly skill, but you didn't. Looks like you want to be under me"

"How do you know that…? Only very few people know about skills"

"That's because I have a skill too. But it is not what you think. Come, Zubi, let's change the world!"

"At least Rikka died without a pain?"

"Don't worry, I only killed him. I'm not a pedo like you". Only killed him, "only". God Dammit Raven.

Kaisa and Nathan entered the room. "So, we have our final member?" asked Nathan.

"Yes, you have him" answered Zubi. "Let's change the world for a better future!"  

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