This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This is the sequel story to "Homo Sama no
Daibouken".
"Get out of your cells!"
called the warden to Akira, Jacob, and Rabbi who were naked. "The master
is going to have fun with you!"
"We did nothing wrong!"
complained Jacob. "So we lost the game! So what?!"
The warden hit him badly at his head,
almost blowing is skull "Huh?! Do you know how much money you three own?!
For Homo Sama you three worth less than a fly!"
"No!" Akira grabbed the
warden's arm. "We know Homo Sama! He is our friend! Family!"
"Again with the lies?! You
useless shit!"
"Akira! Jacob! Stop! We have to
survive for now! Talking about Elishah won't do a thing! We'll get out of here,
for sure!"
"But Rabbi! I can't let him talk
about like that about R34!"
"No "but"! For now we
have to survive! That's what Elishah would have wish for us!"
The three went out of their cell.
They found themselves in a huge arena. Above them stood dozens rich people
holding guns. In the arena there were lots of slaves as well. One of them was
particularly old and had no nose. "Wow! Kaiji Withim is really here! I
can't believe he is still alive!" laughed one of the nobles.
"I will get him for sure!"
"I'll get those Jewish ones.
I've heard that their dicks are different."
"Gentlemen and Gentlemen!"
called the politician. "I've arranged for you some hot slaves. If you want
one, shoot at his leg. For then on, he is yours."
"Fuck! They really want to kill
us!" raged Akira.
"Men! You can start!"
laughed the politician.
"Rabbi, Jacob! Come with
me!"
"Akira, what are you talking
about?!" asked Rabbi worriedly "We are going to die!"
"In arenas like that one there
is always a dead spot where bullets can't reach! We just have to find it and we
are safe!"
A second later one person was shot in
the head and died. "Shit!" complained the noble who killed him
"I meant to shoot at his leg but I missed and shot at his brain! I've
always been a terrible aimer!"
"Easy for you to say, Akira! We
are going to die before that!" cried Jacob out of fear.
You may wonder how Akira, Rabbi and
Jacob got into this troublesome situation… so let's rewind the time for one
month ago to tell the story for you…
"Akira… I'm hungry…"
complained Jacob, straying at the city of Neo Poker along with Rabbi and Akira.
"Shut up! Get a job
dammit!"
"Akira, we have no knowledge at
working you know… for years we used the country for studying the Torah."
Sighed Rabbi. "Why aren't you working?"
"Huh?! I'm a fucking fugitive! I
can't attract attention otherwise I'm dead!"
That's right; those three used their
entire cash they brought with them. They are now homeless, and reached to the
last penny; hungry, and with no Homo Sama in sight to save them. Walking
aimlessly they reached a very big structure at the size of a house. It was in a
triangle shape, with two holes come from beneath. They wondered what the object
was.
"This is a nose" Akira read
the description "The nose of Kaiji Withim, the founder of Neo Poker. He
lost it while gambling. Nobody nose his whereabouts"
"They think they are funny!
Writing 'Knows' with a typo on purpose just to make a pun! That's the lowest
comedy ever!" Jacob wasn't impressed at all.
"Yeah it is really a low written
comedy…" said Rabbi.
"Wait!" realized Akira.
"We can make money! We are on Neo Poker! We can gamble!"
"But what if we'll lose?!"
asked Jacob.
"We have nothing to lose! We
have no money! What can they do with us?! Turn us into sex slaves?!" Akira
held at his opinion strongly.
"Let's gamble!!!!!!" Rabbi
was so happy that they found a way to earn money.
The night has come. It was the time
to gamble! Damn I love gambling! By the way, I finally won!!! Yes, I Yahoveh
Sama won! I finally have some budget and a lot of it! I wonder what I should
spend it on? Maybe I'll create another earth which has no females! Yeah, that's
a great idea! Anyway, Jacob, Rabbi and Akira went to Neo Poker's casinos. They
chose a cheap one. Since they had only a penny they didn't have much choice and
had to play the slot machine. Rabbi pushed the button of machine. 7… 7… 7?! On
their first try!
"Yesssssssss!!!!!!" Rabbi
joyed over his victory.
"So we have now 10 pennies… too
low… we need at least 1,000,000 gold coins to live decent life without
working…" sighed Akira.
"Don't worry! Yahoveh is with
us!". Fine, I'll help you since you are friends of Homo Sama… I'll help,
for now…
Another 777 baby! And then another
one! And another! Eventually the owner of the casino talked to them at mad face
"You are cheating! How the hell did you earn 1000 gold coins in under an
hour! Marcus! Check the cameras. They must be cheating!"
"Hahahaha! You are salty because
you lost!" Jacob mocked the owner.
"Boss. I didn't find any single
evidence that they cheat." Marcus returned.
"So this machine must be
broken!"
"Why don't you try it for
yourself?" suggested Akira. "We are not cheating!"
"Fine!" he pushed the
button." A Dick symbol, dick again, dick again. "What the fuck?! It
has lower chance to occur than three 7!"
"I never saw this symbol. Why do
we have it?"
"Oh you see…" explained the
owner "Our casino was funded by Homo Sama when he was still alive… He
wanted to have a symbol of dicks for the losers."
"So you are a loser!!!!!"
Jacob continued with the mockery.
"So, now that you've earned
enough money, you probably want to spend it on something" the owner tried
to change tactics. He must drive them away. "You probably want a drink or
something. How about the "Blind Eyes Coffee?""
"No, we want to continue
gambling!" said Rabbi.
"Fine, so let's go the
roulette" The owner brought a gun. "Only you have to do is put the
guy aimed to your temple. We'll take turns. If you are killed then you lost. We'll
play until one of us is dead. Marcus will play against you.
"Oh, I never gambled with a
gun." Rabbi was interested.
"Rabbi No! Don't do it!!!"
Akira warned him.
"Why not? There is only 16.666 % chance to die, don't worry I won't die"
"Boss!" Marcus feared for
his life "I don't want to die!!!!"
"Don't worry" whispered the
owner at his ear "I put bullets in each of the six slots. Since he takes
the first turn he will die for sure"
"We are going to
cheat?!!!!" Rabbi shot at himself. I decided to magically take away one of
the bullets so he will survive. He is a Jewish and a loyal of Homo Sama. I
won't let him die. And so, Rabbi survived.
"Your turn" said Akira.
"No, it shouldn't be
possible!!!" the owner got crazy.
"It shouldn't be possible because
you are cheating?" asked Akira sarcastically.
"No! We don't cheat! Our casino
is the most honest casino in the world!" Marcus had to save the reputation
of their casino and shot at himself, then was killed.
"Marcus
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So, how much do you own
us?" Laughed Jacob.
"Take those 100,000 gold coins
and get out!!!! You killed Marcus! He was my most useless employee but he still
was important to us!"
"Hmm… I don't think so… The luck
is on our side…" giggled Rabbi.
"Rabbi wait! I think that's
enough. We can invest the money in stock exchange and still make living!"
"But isn't the bourse is a
casino of some sort?" wondered Rabbi.
"Shit! You are right! Let's
continue gambling!"
"Let's go check those pachinko
machines! They are cool!"
The owner had to make a plan and
fast. He finally found a way! While Akira, Jacob, and Rabbi were busy at the
pachinko machines he offered them a drink. "It is on the house. For making
up at our shameful acts of doubting you guys for cheating. It is the Blind Eyes
Coffee; the most royal drink in Renpuar. The massive gambler Ace Satla used to
drink it every day".
The boys earned so much money. Rabbi
decided to take another last game before calling it a day. "So, I'll let you
guys participate in our greatest game. The maze game! If you can get out the
maze under five minutes you win. But if you lose, you'll lose all of your money
and will have to pay for us 1,000,000 gold coins. Simple, right?"
"Deal! I'll go!" said Rabbi
"I can easily navigate in the worst maze ever was created, Dizzymaze mall!
It will be easy!"
"Rabbi! Think about it
again!" warned him Akira "We have enough money!"
"It will be easy!!!! How can it
be worse than Dizzymaze?!"
"Boss…" whispered at his
ear one employee "That Rabbi is from Canada… have you been in Dizzymaze
Mall? He'll destroy us!"
"Don't worry. Have you heard about
Ace Satla?"
"Yeah you just talked about
him."
"So what I've said was true. But
I didn't add another important thing; The last time he drank the Blind Eyes
Coffee was just before he died."
"Wait?! Are you going to kill
him? That coffee has side effect like that?!"
"No. Only this coffee does is
making the drinker blind for a few minutes after that some time pass"
"So, I'm in" said Rabbi.
"Fuck!!!! I can't see!!! Where
am I?!!!"
"You have one minute!" said
the owner.
Rabbi tried to cast about in the
darkness. He doesn't know where he is. Is he close to the exit?
"Thirty seconds!"
"Wait! I'm sorry!!!!!"
"Ten seconds!"
"No!"
"Five! Four! Three! I'll be nice,
Two point five!" mocked him the owner. "Two! One point eight! One
point three!"
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Zero! You are done! Give us
your money!"
"We… don't have money" said
Jacob in shame. "All we had was a single penny…"
"You bastards! And you even
killed Marcus for that! No choice then! I'll send you as sex slaves to my
friends! They'll find something to do with you!"
And so, we are back to our time; a
month later. "We have to find the dead spot in the arena!!!!!" called
Akira.
A bang sound was heard very close to
them. "Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Rabbi cried out of pain. He was shot in the
leg. The noble who shot at him took him as his sex slave.
Another bang! "No!!!!! No you
Jacob?!!! Don't take him!!!!" and soon after Akira was shot and was taken
as a sex slave as well.
Meanwhile in my world Loki was
bleeding. "Yahoveh! You bastard! What are you doing?!!!!!"
"Shut up!" I silenced him
and shot at him a lighting beam and pierced his face. "Now I'm the ruler!
I can finally start my plan! I've waited for it for years!" I sat on
Loki's back. "All of the other gods! Listen! You are nothing compared to
me!"
Zeus threw his hammer at me, but I
deflected it. "Is that all you got?" I asked. "All of You! You
are not real gods! You are mythology! But me? I'm a religion! I'm accepted as
the true god of the world by the Jewish, Christians and Muslims! That's right!
Me! Yahoveh!!!!!!"
