This
is story is stupid, made for fun, and there is no reason to take it in any
serious manner.
This chapter is no longer based on Tsach's
Hayashvnim story, as chapter 14 was based on its final chapter. I hope you'll
enjoy this stupid plot.
"Father!!! Don't go!!!" the
little boy cried with his tears pouring out. "Don't you love me
anymore?!"
The father walked toward the door,
then stopped and said to his son: "My son, I love you, I love mom, it's
just that I love dicks even more!" and walked away. The father was never
seen by the boy ever again. This harsh memory was one that Homo Sama tried to repress
all his life, for many reincarnations of himself. For Homo Sama, his mother
was the most important figure he had. From then on, he couldn't hurt women,
despite that he hated them with passion.
Homo Sama used to have a porcupine
that he got from Kaisa to his birthday few years ago. Kaisa read on the
internet that those animals have long dicks of 40 cm to able to mate with the
females without killing themselves from the quills of the females. Kaisa knew
that Homo loves giant rods, no matter of which creature it is. However, when
Homo received the gift, he realized it was incorrect. He killed the poor animal
right away. In the next year, Nathan gave him a female hyena. Nathan knew that
Homo will love the fact that the pregnancy tube of the females looks like a
dick. Homo loved the gift. He wished that in his next reincarnation he will
become a woman so he could have men easier. However, he had no choice but to
kill that animal as well. The animal became hungry fast, and ate his precious
slave meat. The gift in the next year was the only one that Homo didn't kill; a
small songbird from the bulbul family. The singing of the bulbul helped Homo
having more fun at sex time, which was more than half of the time that he was
awake…
After his failure of capturing
Hikaru, Homo returned to his room, sat on his throne, and looked at celling
depressed. He even ignored the new gift he got from Rikka; A statue of the
stuffed bodies of Gon and Yotam at their death.
"Master! I'll go capturing
Hikaru! How dare he run away from you!" said Zubi.
"Yeah! Master! Give us the
order! We will find him!" said Rikka as well.
"It doesn't matter…" stuttered
Homo Sama. "He doesn't love me… I can't force him to do it…"
"That's unlike you,
master!" insisted Zubi. "When you want a meat, you will get it, no
matter what!"
"He is no meat!!". Yes,
Hikaru was one of the only men that Homo Sama saw as true love. The others were
Bruno and Boomer. He won't force them to do anything they don't wish for. Those
men were the only ones that Homo will try build a stable relationship. Homo decided
to give up on Hikaru. He'll wait for him, this time. "By the way… where is
Nathan?"
"He is dead…" whispered
Zubi. "I couldn't save him!!! All of that is because of Zakk!!!".
Indeed, just in a few hours Homo lost his two first men who established Vigoria.
Just because Kaisa revealed his true ugly face of someone who likes pussies!
That traitor!!!
"Leave me alone…"
"But master! We need to honor
Nathan's death!"
Homo threw his shoe at Zubi's face at
massive rage. "I don't care!!! If you want to honor him then shoot porn
video that you fuck his dead body!!! That will make him the happiest!!".
"Is this an order?"
"Shut up!!! Dammit!!! Learn to
do something yourself!"
"But is this an order now?!!!"
asked Zubi.
"I have a new order for you
two!!! Jump from a cliff. THIS IS AN ORDER!!!" cried Homo Sama. This was
the last time that Homo saw Zubi and Rikka ever again. He fell asleep like
loose dick while crying.
"Dad!!!!" the girl ran
toward her father happily, she was glad he was with no harm.
"See Sora? Father was
alright" said Mai despite being worried herself. Of course, she couldn't
show this to her daughter.
Hikaru hugged his family. "Mai,
I knew that you could find me"
"Of course, who do you think saw
that skill for that long other than me?"
Boomer tried not to get in the way of
the reunion of the family, but he had no choice but to talk. "Listen, I
have to interrupt. But Hikaru, you are one of the few people who ever survived
Homo's attack. I have to tell you share with you and your family something. Can
you come with me?"
"You want me to kill him,
right?"
"Indeed. Now he got way too
many… I have to stop him, as his wife…"
"I'll do it. I can't forgive
him… after killing Gon and Yotam…"
"Yotam? Gon? The one who
captured you is the one who did it?" Mai shocked and felt sadness for
their friend. And yes, not even for a second they were thinking about Eliran
who died in the process. But who cares about that roach?!
"He is not just one" explained
Boomer. "Homo Sama is Raven Hulk, our prime minister. I'll get you to my
house so we can talk. It is too dangerous here" They took Yossi's corpse
to give him a proper burial later on the day.
As Hikaru, Mai, Sora and Boomer
reached Boomer's house, a four years old boy named Henry ran toward Boomer
"Mom!!! You are back!"
"Were you good child,
Henry?"
"Yes! Hadas, Hagar, Har'el,
Hillel, Hylda, Hector and the others relaxed me a bit!"
"Good boy"
Mai noticed that all of those
children had M sign on their foreheads. And that all those names started with
the letter H.
"I see that you have noticed
it" giggled Boomer. "Yes, those are all Homo's children. That's why
they have the M sign on their foreheads since birth"
"But… Then who is the
mother?" asked Hikaru. "You adopted them, right?"
"No… I'm their biological
mother… "
"That's doesn't make any
sense!" but then Hikaru remembered Nathan's words. "That's…
impossible! Men cannot give birth!"
"Homo Sama has the ability to
impregnate men. I gave birth to all of those 12 kids. He even named them with
the letter H, after himself. The first years were like a dream. He was good
husband, but all of that was a lie! All he did is bang around a 100,000 men
every year! He didn't care about as at all!!"
"Thousands?!" Hikaru was
shocked. The conservation became way too much to handle for a seven years old
girl. Mai took Sora outside.
"Indeed… Who knows how many
children he has now around the world? Not only that, he has the genes to
increase the chances to make twins way more than any other person. In fact,
each of our children has a twin."
"Wait! Vigoria is already ten
years at the monarchy! So that's means he banged million men during that
time?!!"
"Possibly even more… I can't do
anything to stop him! I have to take care of our kids! He has gone too far! But
way more than million suffered! He also enslaved men for his henchmen! He went
for vacations to Africa to kill men for fun! I assume that he killed for fun around
15,000,000 men during that time!"
At 5:00 PM it was the time for
Yossi's funeral. They prepared a tombstone for Yossi, and called all his family
and friends, at least those who stayed alive. They buried him nearby Ace's and
Hamly's grave.
"Ace???? What happened to your
grave????!!!" cried a seventeen years old boy who came with his twin sister.
"That's so uncool!!!!"
"That grave was destroyed by a rampaging
elephant… his owner didn't care at all for his grave… nor for his afterlife…"
signed Boomer.
"What kind of monster could have
done that?!" Mai got mad.
"Now Yossi is dead too!!! There
is nobody left that could shout at me that I'm not cool!!!" the boy continued
crying.
By the way, yes, Hamly is dead too.
She couldn't live without her husband, and committed a suicide along with her
baby inside of her tummy. Not long after, while the not cool boy released his
agony, Stav arrived at the graveyard along with her daughter, Roya.
"Dad… you are… dead…". Roya
passed out from the traumatic spectacle. Boomer took her to his car so she
could rest.
"Raven… he has gone too far…"
said Stav. She finally realized why Yossi was so sick for years. It wasn't illness,
but a stress. As he somehow felt what became his friend, or actually was all
this time. "Now that he killed my husband, I won't stop myself. I restrained
myself because he was out friend. But we have to stop him, NOW. And it is
actually way easier than you think!"
After Yossi's funeral, Hikaru
returned to Homo's facility. Kaisa, Nathan, Zubi and Rikka were all gone. Only
those who were left are the useless henchmen. "Homo!!! I came
back!!!" he called.
"Hi- Hikaru?! You came back, do
you love me after all?!"
"Listen, let's make a deal.
Let's play a game, if I win, then you will stop killing and raping men. If you
win, then I'll be your husband forever!"
"Yes!!! Gladly, I'll do
everything for your love!!! Which game are we going to play?!"
"Snake and Ladders! We will play
in Neo Poker style, riding duel!"
"I can't wait for your
snake!"
And so, the battle for Renpuar was
going to be played; Snake and Ladders. The game is simple and loved by kids.
The players played on a board, which has 100 squares. Some of the boards have
"Ladders" which takes the playes up to the end goal. The same goes
for "Snakes" who do the opposite. The first one to reach Square
number 100 is the winner. All the players have to do is rolling the dice, and
with the outcome they move the same numbers as the dice shows. The difference is
that in riding duel, they play on motorcycle on giant board. However, Homo is
going to have a surprise when he'll try to play the game properly. Mai, Sora,
Boomer, his kids, Stav, and Roya watched the game along with Homo's useless
henchmen. Who is going to win?!
Hikaru rolled the dice first. He got
the number two and moved two squares. Homo rolled second. He saw that square
number 5 has a ladder. Perfect! He rolled but got the number 3. Damn! Hikaru
rolled again and got the number 5. Now Homo has to reach the ladder at number 5
which will lead him toward number 12, because Hikaru is already at number 7. Homo
rolled, but saw that his roll going to be number 3. No, that is going to fail!
"I'll show you how we play this game with strategy!" he called and
used his motorcycle to hit the dice, and it landed on number 2. Yes! He can
move upward!
"That's cheating!!!" called
Sora.
"That's called strategy!!!"
called a random slave of Homo Sama. Homo Sama moved upward but on his way on
the road he saw two nurses in a sexy outfit. He felt a terrible feeling at his
throat and threw up. He reached number 12. The game continued, and Homo reached
square number 15 which had a ladder to number 28. Hikaru was only at square 13
at this point. But that was all part of the plan. Homo moved on the ladder
road, and saw around 150 hot women. He couldn't bear the spectacle and crashed
into a wall, bleeding massively.
"Looks like you realized Homo
Sama!" called Stav. "You can't win this game! In every ladder and
snake there are hundreds of beautiful women with cleavage! Your only way to
pass them is not using the ladders!"
"Stav!!!! You used that against
me?!!!"
"I'm one of the few who knew
your reasoning for banning the women from the streets! You'll simply die if you
see too many of them! While you were busy at raping men, we, the women planned
against you! All of those women here suffered because of you! You killed their
partner, brothers, fathers, or any other man close to them! You were a friend,
but I won't let you continue anymore!"
Hikaru rolled and reached number 18.
Homo saw that he is on the lead. The next ladder is at number 34. He can't use
it. There are women there for sure. He hesitated, and rolled the dice on number
5. Fuck!!! Number 33 is a snake to the first square. With such a long road
there are uncountable hot women there for sure. Homo went down the road. He saw
women with so many fetishes that one can think of. His organs exploded.
"Hi… Ka… Ru… have mercy on me… I'm begging you…"
"Did you have mercy on Yotam?!
On Gon?!" Hikaru hurled him his thoughts.
"N- no!"
"On Heart?! On Yossi?!"
"I… am… sorry…"
"Sorry? Why should you be sorry?
You wanted to have fun! You enjoyed it, like a psychopath!"
"Yes… I'm terrible
psychopath!!!! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Homo was burned to death. Nothing was
left of him. The only thing he saw Boomer, looking him at sadness.
"We… won! Homo is gone from the
world!!!!" cheered Boomer. But inside, he was a bit sad. His husband was
gone, forever. "Homo is no longer here!!!!". But as soon he said
that, he felt massive pain at his heart, felt to the ground, and passed away.
"Mom!!!!!!" cried his kids.
"Yahoveh!!!! What have done?!!!"
raged Horus at me.
